Ay Que Gronko

they should invent a mode of political economy where it feels good to exist

unaffected by this sort of thing bc I have tricked my brain into believing that posting is a kind of gambling. Unlike real gambling you always lose. What do you lose, you may ask? Well: friends, opportunities... time. More than anything, it's the time that feels like a lead weight in my stomach

Thank you to everyone who has reached out with concern. Late last night, I woke up to my car, car port, and home engulfed in flames. I'm grateful for the quick response from Portland firefighters who prevented the fire from spreading even further.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

A great humbling

Hang up immediately if you receive an urgent call from someone claiming to be a relative in trouble.

i always do. not my problem!

It is the fervently held belief of every Christian Nationalist that Jesus was a pussy

I want to live in a new dark age. Lucky me!

how they honk!

Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

A grinning tusked boar with black hair, eyes closed, resting in the morning sun

Smiling through it all… Can’t believe this is my life

the only thing we’ve truly innovated in the last 10 years is new forms of public humiliation

The Woke Mercenary

I’ll take payment for whatever bloody work you require when the job is done… But i’ll be taking my pronouns in advance!

I would put in a small outdoor classroom near the security fence so the President could educate the people about his policies.

Some of the Platner coverage/discourse is making me feel insane. Whatever game you want to play in terms of "true intentions" behind symbols, this particular symbol is unambiguous in its meaning. The Totenkopf is not open to speculative interpretation! It does not "resemble" a Nazi icon, it is one!

"you tweet five times you lose a follower. tweet six times you lose two. better keep posting, the trend may change" - web wisdom

this is what i imagine people see when they drive past me splitting wood in the yard

hey depressed guy. have you done your wallowing for the day yet. well hurry up big day tomorrow

Nightmare blunt rotation

this is exactly how Linus was driven mad

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

Three weeks ago this unhinged antisemite, who’s formed alliances with Neo-Nazis throughout the world, spelled it out: You can’t be a Jew unless you’re an ethnonationalist.

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

he should tear down the whole thing and make it One Big Ballroom honestly. nonstop balls. the dancing, it will never stop

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

How many of the masked mercenaries will be technically unqualified for masked mercenary work. The people demand answers

excited for headlines like Several State Police Officers Killed After Being Struck by Guided Missile During ICE Raid on Suspected Terror Compound

nobody asks me fuckin anything