*said like comb over*

it’s so cuomover

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

thir's med mex

ow no, he's did

“write your social security number on your shirt in sharpie at the rally”

mean liberal: nice car, weiner. did it come with a divorce

me in my Cybertruck: no. my ex wife gave that to me. computer, please take note of another injustice I’ve suffered

computer: confirming your destination is the Hoover Dam. cruise control set to 97 miles per hour

old lady groyper

Mario

yeah, no fucking shit.

I think their actual plan is to appeal to “moderate” republicans, and I think their actual outcome wiil be being made to face the wall.

rookie numbers, get those numbers up

it disgusts me.

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

excommunication

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

excellent!

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

not me, I’m built different.

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

100%

I don’t think it’s possible to ban outright, and only marginally believe it could be lockeddown. But I absolutely believe corporations and capitalists loathe its existence and would entirely eradicate them and all small scale manufacturing solutions if possible.

Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell

no.

two of the president's last few communiques are "take it from me im gonna go to hell" and "delete that picture, you whore"

hed be a good millennial standup

nope

“We love a pale rider on a pale horse, don’t we, folks?”

mantra chanting.

I chant the mul mantar in my mind, but you could use any mantra.

I want one of these worthless reporters to ask trump, if he’s certain he’s not going to heaven, does that mean he’s going to hell? he’s continually mentioned not getting in to heaven, but is he aware of the alternative?

also, hides the number of participants (if everybody’s wearing the same frog costume, they can’t get a good count or track individuals); hides the shape of people’s body, gait…