Gino De Blasio

Early reviews are in:
‘Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out’

"find romance in a ramekin"

The copywriter needs to be shot.

Run with smut, not clunky alliteration.

"Double dip this valentine's"

How do you know you're a man in your 40s? Insta ads...

- beef tallow face moisturiser (to apparently look younger)
- ball trimmers (to... Apparently look young downstairs)
- lymphatic brushes - to... Apparently look even younger.

The Masters final is anything but great potting.

The title of my non existent biography.

10 years ago I was gearing up for a great second year of business.

Then Brexit.

It fucked me and everyone else over harder than Eric Clapton writing Layla in front of George Harrison.

I've never recovered.

So fuck this 10 year bullshit.

Why the fuck are people posting shit from 10 years ago?

Why do all the AI generated images of "show me my partner" look like the person prompting but just, the opposite sex?

a woman in a blue sequined suit is standing in front of a wooden door ALT: a woman in a blue sequined suit is standing in front of a wooden door

It's only the third of January

I'm sure something pretty illegal happened last night. Not seen anything on the news...

The only thing strange about Stranger Things is the level of middle management talk and planning required for every bloody fight...

The mask debate is back.
By people who aren't scientists.
I walked through Liverpool the other day and a woman, with a nose as red as Rudolph, eyes as glassy as a James Patterson novel spluttered everywhere.
I'm sure that has nothing to do with how I'm feeling this morning...

Now THAT was a snooker final!

You shouldn't have to work every fucking Saturday and Sunday to be able to pay the bills.

Quite clearly - or not - a joke.
I don't like that I worked for a year for free to have my style copied by the people who pay their PR person but never thought once to help their friend.

I fucking love it when people copy my photography style.

What an absolute fuck up...

Why do PR people always make the awards their clients win about themselves?

The countless hours their client spends working, dealing with shit, finding a way to pay the bills and these twats turn up "hanging out with my clients" when all they did was submit a form and write a few press releases...

Well, well, well….

I'm sorry but, I'm watching TV and a woman who is struggling with bills and annoyed with Labour is saying that she is voting for Reform next time because "they are for working people."

There is a devoid of critical thinking in the UK. I'm sick of people being thick for no fucking reason.

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

I've said it for years.

This is what Farage wants and those who said "I'm not talking about you" in the Brexit debate remain, to this day, the biggest clueless cluster fuckers in my life.

Imagine being kicked out of your own home because flag shaggers are irrational fuckwits.

Arrivederci.

Fucks sake

Has anyone else subjected themselves to the drivel that Kostatin Kisin has written? Warning us that he warned us about cancel culture?

He fails to mention that not one centre left government in the west has appointed broadcasting chairs that wrote gleefully about censorship.

Biased nonsense.

Sallustri ancora in TV? Colpa del "giornalismo"

Great listen.

I thought a lot about that QT which was only 16 years ago... As an immigrant, the rhetoric is getting more and more worrisome

Got my blankets in full swing.

They are attacking the Police again, at the 'peaceful march'.

Imagine if Pro Palestine supporters did this (they never do), they would all be instantly in jail.

Lest We Forget - yeah, your great grandparents fought a war against tyranny which you bring to the streets.

ENGLAND flag - St George, a Turk killed for his beliefs.

GET THEM OUT - please dear god, not a command to the woman next to him...

Graphs showing incomes have grown far more quickly for French and British pensioners than their working-age counterparts

Incomes have grown far more quickly for French and British pensioners than their working-age counterparts shows @jburnmurdoch.ft.com
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