Dan Winters

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Health insurance is truly one of the most insidious con jobs in history. The very idea that some people deserve better health than others is so deeply eugenist and imperialist it's staggering. It's a system setup by greed at the expense of people's lives.

PERFECT! NO NOTES! "Pepper ball the frog, it'll be hilarious"! Frog, slightly flinches, stands like Neo realizing he is the one after getting shot, and dances in their fucking face! "Hey ICE, I've got some pepper balls for ya"! Absolutely incredible!

I'm just spit balling, but I feel like the claim of being "irresistible to women" would not hold up under scrutiny. It just screams, "You guys don't even know! I've have all the sex" energy! Plus, he says, "we're smart" then goes on to quote a theory that's been disavowed by it's author, so....

Rest In Peace Jane Goodall, who spent her life showing us how interconnected we really are.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Dan Akroyd and Anthony Hopkins both have Autism and are both over 70. Here's a small list of people thought to have had ASD:
Charles Darwin
Emily Dickinson
Michelangelo
Isaac Newton
Nikola Tesla
Beethoven
Mozart
Van Gogh
Albert Einstein
Leonardo Da Vinci
Autism isn't new, diagnosis is.
#autism

YOU GUYS, sources say RFK Jr is about to officially set aside all valid research and announce Tylenol as the true cause of Autism. IT'S HAPPENING! BONUS: He's gonna push a folic acid drug as a bullshit "cure". Truly a banner day for the neurodivergent community! #neurodivergent #autism #adhd

The most forgettable Superman runs an ICE training course. He went to that course with clearly VERY LITTLE prep and said, "of course you film me running it, I'm Superman, use it for recruitment"!

Public announcements that an administration is stepping up the fascism are just never a good sign.

Yeah, this looks bad.

Short story idea:
An AI program attempts to take over the world, but all it's ideas are terrible, and it keeps making syntax mistakes that give it away.
#ai

This was the weirdest one. For starters, he is clearly standing in front of a European Gothic Cathedral. Now, I looked around, and the only place I could find this image was as the main image for a deep cut Harry Potter character (Alois Mort). I assume it's a stock image, or from one of the films.

The painting is 1942 WWII propaganda of the ideal American family.

The woman in the first image is Vikki Dougan. A 50s model known as "the back" for her open backed dresses. She is also cited as an influence for Jessica Rabbit. Here she is turning heads on the street, on a bus, and at the 1957 Golden Globes.

This is bullshit on SO MAKE LEVELS, but just for fun I searched these images (except Tucker, fuck Tucker).

Someday, I want someone to do the little interview on Survivor and say, "I came here to make friends, I like surviving and friendly competition and I thought this would be a great way to meet other people who are into the same things, looking forward to finding a new bestie"!

Self Portrait In Pain 7425

#selfportrait #chronicpain #migraine #abstractphotography #artist

If you've been thinking, I should really check out Dan's YouTube channel, now as good a time as any! I'm 2 subscribers away from 400! So close! Link in bio!

Fuck this guy. He's a candidate for governor in California, and that's Auschwitz he's standing in front of, calling it his unemployment plan. Fun fact; after being called out by several European leaders, he doubled down, saying his German ancestors would be proud of him. FUCK THIS DUDE!

RIP Tom Lehrer. You were truly one of a kind. Irreverent, depraved, and unafraid satire before it was cool, you set the standard. Rest well legend.

Rest In Peace icon. War Pigs is an all-time favorite. A true legend.

I thoroughly enjoyed the new Superman. Touching, funny, exciting, a reboot that acknowledges the iconic films of the 70s and 80s without letting them restrict what Gunn is saying. It slaps!

I've been listening to Superman And The Klan Of The Fiery Cross all afternoon. Know for exposing the secrets of the KKK. So far, they've called the klan cowards, idiots, sick, disturbed, twisted, and terrorists, while noting everyone except natives are immigrants in this country. Get it 1947 radio!

Everyone seems to posting how old they were in 2008 because people in their 20s thought this app was mainly used by people in their 20s I guess? Anyway, in 2008 I was 27, 2 years married, and in Grad School studying lighting design and photography. So, yeah I'm 44.

To every lawmaker who voted yes on this bill that will literally kill millions of people; may history remember you as the cowardly, traitorous, self serving, racist, nationalists you are. May all your seats flip, and may your evils haunt you to your last fucking breath. You unrepentant monsters. 🖕🏻

To anyone feeling helpless watching this truly devastating spending bill get pushed through Congress like Jack Nicholson breaking through that door in The Shining, you are not alone. #congress #spendingbill

Self Portrait In Pain 6.28.25
#chronicpain #migraine #ouch #neurodivergent #selfportrait

Self Portrait In Pain 6.9.25

What with... everything, I never got around to marking June 4th as 3 years of having migraine symptoms everyday. Whenever my brain wants to move on from this, I welcome it.

#chronicpain #chronicillness #migraine #makingitup