Not Elijah Wood

Hurricane Meta getting ready to fuck shit up

If corporations are people why don't they name hurricanes after them?

I'd like to give him more shit about this but not only is he on the San Vansterdam city council, but they seemed to have actually defunded the police here so I'll keep my snide comments to myself. Keep fighting the good fight, Slappy.

Just got to the part in the new Skate where an npc named Slappy invoked the phrase "we shall overcome" in regards to getting bird poo off of a gnarly ledge we were trying to tailslide.

Indeed Slappy, indeed.

Captiond screenshot of Donald Trump addressing military generals. The closed captions read "... the N word. There are two [N words] and you can't use either..."

I only caught this part... About the two N words that you can't use...

From trending topics to God's ear, huh?

Fuck fuck the GHF. And if you're in the IDF might I recommend a bit of persona 3 cosplay? #fghf #dttidf

When you only see one set of footprints in the sand that b/c your bitch ass is skipping leg day

Incorporating this into my next zip zap zop

My legitimate political disagreement with Joe Biden is his enthusiastic complicity in politically knecapping single-payer healthcare proposals prior to the passing of the ACA, thereby continuing and often expanding the financial and bureaucratic burdens of cancer patients and their loved ones.

Oof that sounds like the sort of action made possible by the dehumanizing of an entire group of people through rhetorical games to win shallow and short-lived victories at the cost of peoples lives and dignity.

Anyway, this you?

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A response tweet from @ magi _ jay, which reads "Joe Biden did an incredible amount to try to protect civilian life in the foreign war between the Israeli Gov't & Hamas. This is abundant in 1) Biden's own actions & 2) Netanyahu's change in wartime behavior once Biden ceased to be president. This is the objective reality." She is responding to a tweet that reads "I am giving Biden the same sympathy he gave Palestinians."

Cognitive decline as a party policy

LEGALLY-BINDING FINANCIAL ADVICE NEEDED PLEASE RESPOND BELOW

If I were to develop really bad takes (politics/popculture) do you think that would help my bottom line? Also, is a podcast a tax deduction?

a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them

Fuckin embarrassing

- not a good pun
- an even worse portmanteau
- also it's very racist

Aaron, your substack looks very reader-friendly and concise in terms of the headlines-list format. Do you mind if I ask what some of your more reliable daily sources are? I assume this is information collected from many different outlets, yes?

Artificial Intelligence won't put an end to humanity but their marketing/promotional material has real potential.

Just to be clear, she is talking about protesting the US-backed genocide in Gaza.

She thinks we need to take steps to contain those protests and minimize its influence on young people and it's the protests that are really the problem at the heart of this issue and not, y'know, the genocide. 🧐

A screencap of a tweet reply by Magdi Jacobs, dated 3rd of May, 2025, which reads: "We have got to take steps, collectively. to contain that movement & minimize its influence on young ppl, ppl concerned w/ social justice, & Dem party politics. They are poison & they're not just fucking us politically, they're radicalizing young ppl & hurting paths of justice"

Portrait of American Liberalism

I'm not too proud to buy loose candy out of the big front pocket of a strangers hoodie, but these look counterfeit.

Too much color, too vibrant to be genuine... I don't trust this seller.

AI will never know how many R's are in the word strawberry or S's in deserts

Thank you for your service comrade @merriam-webster.com

"... a permission structure for taking risks..."

Would you please elaborate on what you mean by this? Was there a version of this in the 'old playbook?'

I hope everyone involved with this skeet get run over by a catbus

Hey that lady that bragged about shooting a puppy in the face is in violation of the Geneva convention. Jtysk

New evergreen post just dropped

I have physical and irrefutable proof that Fidel Castro is the real father of Barron Trump.

Mike what's your take on the aoc/bernie tour? Is this good bad or meh for the DNC?

"Where does Michael Jordan/Nike go on this list?"

"Uh, put it after crowns and guns but before trains, roses, and predatory felines. Yeah, that looks right."

on this st patricks day, a plea for irish americans to remember that the thing we have to be proud of is 800 years of anti-colonial resistance, not green beer.

Found Chuck Schumer's alt