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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

this fucking rules, take the time to add it to your day

this is my workplace strategy

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

On the one hand this is bad, on the other maybe it means we won't need to hear people rattle off TV Tropes pages as critical analysis anymore

when will it be the year of expanding and improving public transit?

Yeah, over a year until the election, probably nine months or so until the Democratic primary, there's plenty of time for things to shift

Praying for the biggest tungsten arm o'doyle upset yet

You know I got that muhfuckin thang* on me

*three individually wrapped string cheeses

good afternoon

I'm gonna need the jays to wrap this up please. they've had their fun

The lion does not concern himself with the safety harness at the top of the mountain

thinking about getting really into writhing. around or about or any types of writhing that may have been invented in recent years.

Why does Crochet look like he has the most comically large ass in this picture

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To continue a thought from earlier, it's just so discouraging to watch people clamor to be infantalized. Grow up! Act like an adult!

Nostalgia is a gateway to fascism, and that's why you have to resist its allure

Every Magic: The Gathering Set And Secret Lair Drop Revealed For 2026 The card game is doubling down on crossovers

Everything related to nerd culture is playing with Funko Pops these days an I can't think of a bigger indictment of nerd culture than a bunch of grown men wanting to see all their favorite IP in all things. It's infantilizing.

rice is lowkey goated when soup is the vibe

romantic texting 2006: i’m you’re little bunneh ^_^ big kiss Mwah

romantic texting 2025: My beautiful maiden. Please allow me to kill for you.

best youtube comment I've ever seen

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and also give Me a cut of that shit, and what the hell, why not get yourself a little something too brother

jorked for her pleasure ™️

unless someone informs on a criminal, law enforcement is often incapable of "solving" crimes, especially homicides in which there are no witnesses. TV & films glorify "police procedurals" but the unromantic reality is, your brother-in-law turns you in.

media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Good luck building that abundance coalition you fucking asshole