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Learning to ID plants and especially mushrooms is fun because it'll be like, "this specimen has these certain characteristics, except when it doesn't."

ursula: if you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll!
ariel: cross a what

A branch of pinkish white blossoms against a backdrop of a brown brick wall. The blossoms are some kind of plum or crabapple.

a screenshot of a snippet of an email in which the email host has suggested replacing the word, "dispersing," with, "disbursing," which would be incorrect. Disbursing only applies to money. The email writer is talking about native plant seeds.

"Smart" features I didn't ask for are bad enough, but I swear to god half the "corrections" it gives me are WRONG anyway. Gross.

Someone explain to me why, knowing how incredibly ticklish I am, I chose to go into a career where I am just CONSTANTLY being touched by tiny humans with no personal boundaries.

The kid I nanny gave one of his baby dolls a name today.
He named it, "Pot Roast."
I'm over the moon. I love this kid.

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

The coziest #destiel

Darling I CACKLED

A group of bracket fungi (turkey tails) in various shades of brown on a log

Always a good day when I see these #FungiFriends

A screencap of Stardew Valley showing the player speaking to her NPC wife, Haley. Haley is smiling and saying, "I always feel best when I'm outside, breathing fresh air."

HOW am I supposed to hurt this angel 😭😭😭

I am so WEAK
I'm doing an "evil" playthrough of Stardew Valley in which I'm gonna do the Joja route and marry and divorce every bachelorette and bachelor.
I'm only on my second spouse but I was a fool and didn't realize how I attached I'd get to Haley 😭 now I keep procrastinating our divorce.

A photo of a cream-colored elfin saddle mushroom growing out of the soil.

A photo of a cluster of small, yellowish-white jelly mushrooms growing from a tree.

A photo of a small bluish-white mushroom growing at the base of a log.

A photo of a cluster of four tiny, yellow jelly baby mushrooms growing from the soil. Several much larger brown oak leaves lie next to them.

Have some squishy babies 🥰
#fungifriends #mushrooms

A photo of two pinkish-brown mushrooms growing from a log, both covered in a bluish pin mold. The mushrooms have thin stems and wide, delicate caps. The mold looks like long blue fur or whiskers extending from the entirety of the mushrooms.

Some kind of pin mold on these mushrooms. Or possibly an alien.
#fungifriends #mushroom #mold

A photo of three resinous polypore mushrooms growing from a moss-covered log. The mushrooms are a dusty brown on top with a reddish edge, and white on the undersides. The uppermost mushroom has dripped its amber-colored guttations onto the ones underneath it.

Gorgeous resinous polypores
#fungifriends #mushrooms

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If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩‍🍳🏳️‍⚧️

#Castiel #Supernatural

#Destiel #DeanWinchester #Castiel #Supernatural

A photo of two bumblebees on a yellow Dahlia flower.

🐝🌼
#bumblebees #dahlias #bees

A photo of an American Aster bush tightly packed with white blooms.

Asters 🤍

My best guess (guess! GUESS!!!!) is some kind of tramete, though it would help a lot to see the undersides.

Once again I'm begging every one of you not to eat mushrooms you cannot 103% positively identify, not to rely on randos on the internet for mushroom ID, and not to tell people that a mushroom is edible if you're not absolutely positive of what it is!

Splitgills never fail to take my breath away with how beautiful they are. They're like frost in fungus form.

Brown banded shelf fungi growing on a tree branch, with one fungus shaped like a question mark

Deep in a dark forest on Oahu, some shelf fungi #FungiFriends

A pumpkin carved with the face of Nimona from the animated Nimona movie. She's throwing up metal hands and has a huge, menacing, toothy grin.

My 2023 pumpkin
#nimona @gingerhaze.bsky.social

A photo of red and orange maple leaves against a deep blue sky.

I've gone so long not posting most of the pictures I take anywhere, so I've decided to (try to) change that here.
#October #autumn #maple

weeping into my hands
this is incredible and the absolute intersection of two of my great passions 🎃🍄

a pie chart titled "current contents of my fridge" with the slices being: cheeses: 10% sauces: 15% other (eggs, bread, beverages): 5% the remaining shriveled beets and peppers from my garden: 10% homemade jams, jellies, and syrups: 10% apples: 50%

someone who is good at fridge economy please help me

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#hazbinhotel #alastor #Halloween