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@elimaxxxx.bsky.social

Stay at home dad. Posting noise at https://elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/

56 Followers  |  158 Following  |  142 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  2.4468

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Communal sports joy/sorrow is one of the things that keeps me on these accursed apps

28.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disagree better by building concentration camps

25.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unskippable cutscene where you learn about the sanitation systems of the Rethic Empire

25.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, like, kids still broke bones back in ye goode olde days

24.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot Nurkic was on the jazz lol

23.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sewer part of Les Mis is important, good and necessary

13.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Sweebles 2025-2025

22.09.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arthur will personally lead the revolution if they shut down the well of Geography facts videos

19.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our dipshit governor is really shining on the big stage.

12.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Oz :(

28.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, I hear cracker barrel is using seed oils now too.

22.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Governor Caillou, by elimaxxx track by elimaxxx

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/track/govern... i did one a few years ago about my dipshit governor

21.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People wondered why the band named themselves Sum 41, but that is the total of Bandcamp tabs I have open on this day of August 2025

17.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5:30 gang rise up

05.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ballad of Johnny Uwu, by elimaxxx track by elimaxxx

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/track/the-ba... obligatory bc Friday drop. Does it sound like Thin Lizzy, not really, but there's a part with guitar harmonies.

02.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no avoiding nepo babies, and at this point you cancel them all, but Clairo must be cancelled because her dad is a Top Golf exec and those places are such an eyesore.

14.07.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20 years since graduating high school: mature, well seasoned.
20 years since graduating college: ancient, mummified

14.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yang (hansen) Gang rise up

12.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

elimaxxx.bandcamp.com/track/bezos-...

08.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ace Bailey gonna take one sip of Swig and want to stay in Utah forever

26.06.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the Jazz draft pick, mostly because its not another tiny guard who can't shoot

26.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phoenix should draft another bad shooting guard

26.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they need to get the menswear guy to analyze the draft prospect fits

25.06.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youdroppedthismario_crown.jpeg

25.06.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might as well tell Curtis to resign while you're at it

20.06.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah late 70s-80s

17.06.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do they stack up against REO Speedwagon?

17.06.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disagree better TM

14.06.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In terms of quality this is probably the most fun finals since the Bucks/Suns from a few years back

14.06.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing wingstop does will ever match the magic of no flex zone, and i don't know why they keep trying

06.06.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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