Dr. Leon Sumbitches

When I'm posting this is what I look like

No words. Complete failure of humanity.

I know someone we can eat instead

Crusty meme of Obediah Stane from Iron Man 1 yelling at his researcher Frame 1: "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave!" Frame 2: With hybrid theory and DBZ

She got a booty make a white boy go mashallah

there’s literally just one step from this to “well since we have them here might as well gas ‘em”

the tequila got me feelin like this i can’t even lie

Love me some steaming dumps

Frame 1: Man sitting at computer annoyed at the light from the window hitting his screen. There are nazis marching outside. Frame 2: He closes the curtains. The nazis appear closer now. Frame 3: The man sits in total darkness in front of his computer. Everything is fine.

In a life threatening emergency (such as if some violent unauthorized maniac hijacked an armored truck), a can of Christy's PVC Red Hot Blue Glue applied to the bulletproof windshield will permanently etch the polycarbonate, making it impossible to see through (windshield wipers will make it worse).

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Hang every one of these motherfuckers

Mussolini was captured by Anti-Fascists, shot and his body was brought back to be hung from his feet in the public square.

Everything the political establishment accepts in Palestine it will accept here

Holy fucking shit they write about this like it's a good thing

Who ate all the pussy?

I was gonna make a casserole

Half of world’s CO2 emissions come from just 32 fossil fuel firms, study shows Critics accuse leading firms of sabotaging climate action but say data increasingly being used to hold them to account

Our children’s executioners have names.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The social permission is that the cops would step on our necks if we showed up outside their houses with pitchforks and torches

Idk some nobody going on an odyssey I think

Every time we get our half day of snow (in Norway) there's this one guy who comes in to work and yells "COULD USE SOME OF THAT GLOBAL WARMING" expecting a standing applause.

Che la luna is probably the most well known song about a bunch of dudes hanging around a woman's window with their dicks in their hand

I am perhaps the oldest person to ever live

Share a TV show that raised you.

Promise?

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

Sam Elliott as The Stranger from The Big Lebowski

1.) Clone William Tecumseh Sherman.¹ 2.) Introduce him to nuclear weapons. An image of William Tecumseh Sherman wearing a camo jacket watching a nuclear explosion through binoculars next to two men in hazmat suits and an arrow labeled "Dallas" pointing towards the explosion. Sherman says "Boys, I was wrong when I said war is hell. We just wasn't doin' it right. This is fuckinn' beautiful." ¹if cloning proves impractical, retrieve Gen. Sherman using TIME TRAVEL.

I would Luigi an ice agent for some samosas fuck yeah