Ymca “warm pool” lifeguard

Life Time patrons strive for self-improvement in A lot of people hope New Year's Day marks the start of positive changes in their lives — and those New Year's resolutions often have to do with getting in the gym. 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS photojournalist Todd Raaen spoke with people at Life Time on Wednesday about their goals for the year.

i hate hubbard so fucking much

This is the only type of article i will ever open from you. Reading anything else that you publish feels like drinking dogshit

My cousin works for them!!

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

I will not accept lectures about political strategy from someone who owns a funko pop

The william shatner kelloggs commercial is funny

Its based on Mario scroll. Like when toad says “you need five ⭐️ stars to buy this 🍄mushroom!”

Mayor Frey with a big announcement.

Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you support a statewide eviction moratorium
Do you suppo

Learn Spanish and other languages of immigrants in your city

Looks like dogmilk

Yea man we tried that in august 2020 and you kinda shut it down bc you didnt think a police shooting was worth postponing a few basketball games over

Promise that mpd , hennepin county sherrif and the mn state parol all still hate leftists man. they just dont want to be implicated in your shit

Giving daddy issues

Its like watching the world through a comfortable Gen X, golf-loving white Eagan man’s eyes

gollege

Minneapolis Police Department’s separation ordinance:

EXPECTATION: hey no one assaults our citizens but us 😡
REALITY: waaagh im just a helpwess powice officuh 😖 Oh sorry you cant park here ICE is doing something, Looks important

“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...

Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager

Hes talking tough to score political capital from an issue that he can easily feign progressive about. Every colorful soundbite is another article that further buries his record of brutalizing the homeless, sucking landlords and cops’ cocks and voting to pollute Native and Mexican neighborhoods

Him, Larry and D Schultz are the Minneapolis holy trinity of useless punditry

*news shows video of woman getting shot dead by government agent*
Newscaster: if you’re wondering why there’s no sound, we took it out because there’s swearing

The devil is trapped in my throat bealzebub

I once made spaghetti with tilapia and jerk sauce it was pretty fucking nasty but i enjoyed it

The rotting 20s

American military leaders are terrified of the rumored “Beijing Zipper” developed in secret by the Chinese government that makes it impossible to snag up your pubes. They’re demanding domestic pants factories reverse engineer the technology or risk falling even further behind communist forces

Skip the communion line with PraisePass™️

Yea i think they just dont care bc it doesnt affect them lol

Slush and ice covering the sidewalk next to a bus stop on Energy Park Drive in St. Paul

Outside bandana square clinic in Saint Paul

Legend

Just Six Corporations Remain

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