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High school team defeats other high school team in high school football action internet's #1 wife guy Official merch here! https://www.amazon.com/Tinactin-Athlete-Liquid-Foot-Spray/dp/B0011A0SXM?th=1

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a telephone box glows at night, it is embedded in several feet of snow and on its roof sits a block of snow - also several feet deep

a telephone box glows at night, it is embedded in several feet of snow and on its roof sits a block of snow - also several feet deep

Ice box.

Hokkaido, Japan.

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27.01.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The new CBS contributors:

Brett Gelman, Chipper Jones, Flyers' mascot Gritty, Arthur, the children's cartoon, Scott Adams corpse, PW Botha's grandson, Theo Von, the girl who got fired from Cinnabon for yelling slurs, Kim Davis, Riley Gaines, Benjamin Netanyahu, Snoozy Weiss, and more!

27.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

why did i switch forks weโ€™re having the exact same thing fml

27.01.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they heard the clank of the Special Bowls and stampeded in

27.01.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every can of tuna costs me two cans of tuna

27.01.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

canโ€™t have tunafish sandwiches without the cats losing their minds for tuna so i guess weโ€™re all having tuna

27.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no you spineless moron she needs to be hauled out of office with an animal control catch pole and thrown down a lightless pit

27.01.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

o7

27.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey yโ€™all! Sluggo caught a 3-day suspension for an Opinion about data center solutions so heโ€™ll be back on the 30th. In the meantime hereโ€™s his GFM link!

(heโ€™s my husband btw, if you donโ€™t know me)

27.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes we are

27.01.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not that it's a competition or anything but it's true, we're better than everyone

27.01.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Minnesota has been showing the way

27.01.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based."

the truth, Wil, is that what you flippantly call "a pony" was a moral stance against supporting a genocide.

27.01.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

all you need to know about Wil Wheaton is he got bullied off Mastodon back in 2018, which is like getting bullied off Sesame Street by Big Bird and Grover

27.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

i don't know a single actor who wouldn't kill for that kind of stability

27.01.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holy shit. The Biden DOJ investigated Ilhan Omar???

27.01.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

yeah he's such a dumbass and it stands out all the more coz everyone else from TNG is so thoughtful, it's so weird

27.01.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

referred to people protesting harris' stance on palestine as "demanding a pony"

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27.01.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sweetheart sit down. weโ€™ve been trying to tell you that itโ€™s been like this FOR MINORITIES of all stripes whether the president is red OR blue for quite some time. by repeatedly insisting on incrementalism you have directly ENABLED this to happen.

27.01.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.01.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

lmao

27.01.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hate being mad at wil wheaton it's like being angry with a really stupid child

27.01.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are legitimately a bad person for seeing this line drawn in the sand and minimizing it as "demanding a pony," especially as someone as safe, and sound as a white actor, whose entire life has been spent coasting on his work as a child. fuck you, wesley.

27.01.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"they demanded a pony"

27.01.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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One person in critical condition after being shot in incident involving Border Patrol in Arizona The individual is in custody and receiving care, according to law enforcement.

Breaking per NBC News โ€” CBP has shot and critically wounded another person, this time in Arizona. Very few details available at this time.

27.01.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3564    ๐Ÿ” 2009    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 214
hillel the orange tabby looking disgruntled on a coffee table

hillel the orange tabby looking disgruntled on a coffee table

I've visitor

27.01.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's infuriating

27.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
53-year-old star of MAX RELOAD AND THE NETHER BLASTERS Wil Wheaton: โ€œBut they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy. They demanded a pony, and when they didnโ€™t get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history."

53-year-old star of MAX RELOAD AND THE NETHER BLASTERS Wil Wheaton: โ€œBut they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy. They demanded a pony, and when they didnโ€™t get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history."

Really hitting all the marks here: calling for an end to genocide is โ€œa ponyโ€, not voting to continue a genocide is โ€œa tantrumโ€, saying itโ€™s worse now because โ€œwe are all sufferingโ€ and not just a bunch of weird foreigners, glorifying grade-school civics as if itโ€™s the end-all of politics

27.01.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

People like Wheaton need to be fully deplatformed and shunned and told to shut the fuck up for the rest of their repulsive lives

27.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grey cat holding on to my hand

Grey cat holding on to my hand

He fell asleep like this

27.01.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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