John Madden

Straight Kash Homie

Nothing would make me say “lawyer” faster than this guy trying to flex on me

Is he running an op to infiltrate the Bass Pro Pyramid

Calves and feet in a bathtub filled with thin vegetable soup.

I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.

gosh i wish someone shot his dad sooner

if i got to my gate and saw this i would very calmly walk onto the tarmac and huck myself into the nearest spooled up jet engine

Don’t forget to take your turkey out of the freezer and put it out in the counter and then leave your home in the night never to return

Kevin using his Talkboy moments before meeting child r*pist Donald Trump in the lobby "Diane. 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

anonymously gifting him a sig P320 now

WAIT is he about to blow his nads off at groverhaus

<cough> @destinythegame.bungie.net </cough>

running around the lowes parking lot with my pants around my ankles because the kids next to me called me cheeto bandido

he’s like that death mask twilight zone episode but his mask was just a progressively bigger face

imagining someone repeatedly trying a grok roast at a party and stopping half way through when it drops the n-word

every pic that comes out looks like something i’d have done to him in photoshop regardless. little rat teeth i can’t believe he beat me to it

orange cat peeking out of his little holiday house

give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy

The Bad Batch but they’re all intentionally obtuse and making yoda upset

i’d argue with him for funsies

dagobah yoda was one cable news channel away from starting an ice cream company that made flavors like impeachments and cream or something

A bit of a misnomer since the Israeli army has had an established occupation presence in the southern Syrian corridor since December 2024. They have put up checkpoints, rendered roads unusable, kidnapped Syrian civilians, killed Syrian civilians, and bombed countless civilian sites.

chester's poppers cheddar whirlz cheese flavored snacks

you can't just sell vcr head cleaner like this you need to put a warning

steven seagal, shaped like a waterlogged loaf of scrapple, wearing a lab coat and the rest of his ridiculous fit, holding the hand of some russian guy in a hospital bed

remembering when steven seagal dressed like a doctor to visit victims of the terror attack in moscow in 2024

very online will stancil

I was being swarmed by furries and BDSM people

nobody ever change. none of you. you’re all batshit the way god intended.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqramp... • 8h my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them ••• Lord Ravenloft @deathmetalmaster.bsky.social Do you ever worry about Japan's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when supporting their ethnic cuisines? I do. A lot. Nov 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqramp... • 3h I'm literally Japanese. you are literally saying this to a Japanese person.

It's a hard life for a white male cis hetero capitalist like yourself. Oh, the horror of being held accountable for your ignorance and crybullying.

lmao

the erika/vance jokes had a longer shelf life

the complete disappearance of Kirk from the cultural zeitgeist and public consciousness really underscores the transparent conservative agenda of this bs lol

person holding grok on a phone up to a room full of partiers, mostly women, who are looking surprised and disgusted and judging and creeped out