Andy

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

I feel this

The urge I have to write “huh” 😆

The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint

This website tricked me into watching baseball

SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?

MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in

Lmao 🤣

This post has inspired me. Thanks stranger from the internet

All I want to know is what Toni and Candace think of “war ravaged” Portland.

I was just thinking about how people on the left have researched, debunked, and categorized all the little tribes in the right wing grift-o-sphere, but people on the right think everyone but them is a blue haired art school barista with a nose piercing.

The obsessively informed vs the alt reality.

I miss that show so much ☹️ I want more manhattan kansas

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Pretty sure the jingle ends with 02134. You’ve failed age verification. Or maybe I did 🤣

The West is bored to death Our nihilistic politics are a product of the crushing ennui and spiritual vacancy of modern life.

‘American greatness has produced a society whose members know not what to do with the freedom and abundance earlier generations secured. We are now witnessing the squandering of this inheritance and it is even more idiotic and vulgar than anyone would expect.’ www.newstatesman.com/ideas/2025/0...

I read this in my head as “Theme-ocracy”. Which also sounds fun. Fellow citizens, what’s today’s theme?

What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that

Cafe at The Plaza, or The National Cafe

I felt really bad about myself for a second. 🤣

**this WebMD ad

You mean Saturday?

I very much enjoyed it. I signed up for Heat Death 🙂 also, I’m a real human

Not long after Musk took over Twitter, I wrote about lost cities, the dead internet, and the demon-haunted online landscape. I can't call it prescient, because the writing was already on the wall

This article kind of blew my mind. Specifically “life conditioned to imitate unlife”.

Thanks for sharing

Now I am curious… what was the term?

ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

Berlin

lol I’m just joking. Was complaining into the void about Walgreens hold music

Oops. Did u see my post from yesterday complaining about Walgreens? My bad