Jen Corley

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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:

NEWS: Donald Trump is now begging "Weak Republicans” to stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein as a vote to release the files nears, implying that it is affecting his ability to run the country. meidasnews.com/news/donald-...

Younger Americans were denied a well rounded education and were taught to the test, instead. This is a great example of the consequences.

Email from Epstein to Ghislaine Maxwell: I want you to realize that the dog that hasn't barked is trump. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him ... he has never once been mentioned. Police chief etc. Im 75% there. Maxwell: I have been thinking about that...

"The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime." "The dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident," remarked Sherlock Holmes.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social

You know, it's fascinating how no reporters I've heard have noticed that Epstein's email to Ghislaine Maxwell calking Trump the dog that hasn't barked is a reference to the Sherlock Holmes story, "The Adventure of Silver Blaze."

LOL for all those people who said “they don’t have the cards.” 🤡

Texas is jealous of Oklahoma football, now they’re coming for our 50th in education spot.

She was 17 and a high school junior in Florida. She was working at McDonald's. And she was living in and out of a homeless shelter. Hoping to save up to buy braces to fix her teeth, she falsely advertised herself in 2017 as 18 years old on a website that matches men looking for "companionship" with young women looking to make money. What followed would set off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of one of the men she would encounter, Representative Matt Gaetz, the Florida Republican. Mr. Gaetz was investigated by the Justice Department for child sex trafficking but never charged. Following the election last year, he was President Trump's first choice to serve as attorney general. He subsequently resigned from Congress, and then withdrew from consideration as attorney general under a storm of scrutiny.

Horrific account of the now young woman who was exploited by former Congressman Matt Gaetz when she was just 17-years-old.

Full Story: bit.ly/4qX9ooT

This was the excuse that the Catholic Church tried to use for covering up child abuse among priests. Let’s ask the American Catholic Church how that worked out shall we?

This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.*

*Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

"ibuprofen is useless, even after my wife takes some she still tells me she has a headache"

Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"

The fact that Trump is calling Mace and Boebert today pleading with them to remove their names from the Epstein petition at the last minute tells you everything you need to know about how incriminating the info in the files is to him and his cronies.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.

Jeffery Epstein hanging out in Trump Tower ~1 week after the 2016 election, cool cool

Musk: Have you ever wondered why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money? It certainly isn’t needed to operate Wikipedia. You can literally fit a copy of the entire text on your phone! So, what’s the money for? Inquiring minds want to know … Community notes: The Wikimedia Foundation is a charitable non-profit, providing free access to Wikipedia. While a text & English-only copy of Wikipedia is about 51GB, adding all media + supported languages brings it to 428TB. In 2022 Wikimedia had $154M in revenue with $145M in expenses.

Regular reminder that Musk is really dumb.

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

I’ll take things that make me glad liberals in red states also use their 2nd amendment rights for $500, Alex.

This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.

I agree. I don't judge Kim Kardashian for failing the California bar. It's a tough one, and TBH the bar exam in general bears little relationship to the practice of law.

I do, however, judge her for her own statement that she relied on four psychics who told her she would pass the bar.

No logic only vibes

🚨 BREAKING -- Utah court rules against legislature’s congressional map and enacts Plaintiff’s map. The new map will be in place for the 2026 elections.

🔵 Dem gain of +1 seat.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

You can always count on the Democratic Party to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

There isn't one secretary of any department in this "regime" that is qualified. When we get control back, and we will, we need to establish guidelines for qualifications.

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

Trump agreeing to undo some of the bad and illegal things he did during the shutdown is not a concession. Just like him lowering tariffs from 100% to 15% is not a concession.

Thumbs up for mocking randos.