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Five years ago today, human history changed forever and would never be the same again.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered.

Lets raise a glass of dirty soda to our favourite grampa marrying, argumentative, alcoholic, convicted fellons! ol

Oh, like Manhunt or Gaydar?

Facebook and Insta are just piles if rubbish these days. Doomscroll is the only thing you can do on them.

I forget BlueSky exists half the time. Lol

WhatsApp is just sporting related stuff.

Soon it'll be like Futurlawrama & Order!

I much rather watch a saga following Sophia gallivanting around the world alongside Churchill, Picasso, Meir and de Gaulle and being an integral part of the varies universes histories and a fixed point in time!

Hear me out...

Instead of Marvel doing a multiverse saga based on... whatever the hell they make... have one instead centered on Sophia Petrillo and there being a new universe based on all the stories she use to tell in 'The Golden Girls'.

Those stories are just a different shard of herself.

I feel very attacked!

In other news, everybody please suggest to me various hipster musicians... hahaha..
#Spotify

I may have one or two copies in a box somewhere still, for nostalgia...

Oh Australian Women's Forum...

As much as it was made as a smutty mag for the ladies, it helped many of 90s gay boy learn about themselves.

So many sewing kits!

She'll be saying 'I got to go now'.

At my Rugby Club's drag pagent night.

I swear, put some makeup, little sootchy dress and a hard front wig on a bunch of straight guys and they go zero to diva in the blink of a fake eyelash.

Maybe you're born with it, maybe its just the magic of drag.

An Lions tour happens once every twelve years, so to get prime seats to watch some great rugby and support the Wallabies will always be a blessing regardless of the final scoreline

#GoWallabies

The demographic breakdown of the Lions fans, based on how it looks to me:

1% Irish
1% Scottish
1% English
97% Welsh

#LionsTour

I'll give it to the Brits - they know how to tour!

Pasifika vs Lions Game

First Pro rugby game since the @melbournerebels.bsky.social folded, and first time at Dockland Stadium for at least three name changes!

#LionsTour

Then of course I don't understand the next sentence after that at all and it all goes back to Business as Monolingual Usual

My High School French these days might be limited to ordering fish at a restaurant and understanding lyrics in a few Kylie songs, but sometimes I do see a random sentence (En Français) in the wild and understand what it means!

And I feel like a linguistic superman! For about 2.15 seconds at least!

#Queenslander

Also sadly, iconique TV show theme songs aren't as common as they use to be - at least the ones with lyrics and not just an instrumental score!

Though 'Peacemaker' theme song is a welcome return to form!

I suppose I could do a quick parody using 'Bojack Horseman' and 'Don't Stop Dancing', but that'll get reeeally dark very quickly. Lol

Its more the case of what I know I guess. Maybe I'm just stuck in the 90s ;)

So no one told AusPol was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, the party's broke
Nuclear power's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year...
#Auspol

Rumour has it that in a backroom somewhere in the ABC studios, James McGrath is gently rocking back and forwards still saying 'pre-polls' over and over and over...

#AusPol

Can we just clone him?

Either way, happy retirement Antony Green! @antonygreenelec.bsky.social

#AusPol

Tayce is honestly my favourite Queen.

She can be everywhere!

While I'm suddenly alive

But the diversity is one of them is a real blonde! Lol

I've just learnt tonight Melbourne had not one but THREE Viking themed restaurants.

In an effort to be cheeky and study the menu before I went to one tonight (with the in-laws), I ended up studying the menu of the wrong bloody one!

When the new Lady Gaga song 'Abracadabra' is more American Horror Story then anything Ryan Murphy has given us recently...

Why are people in the Eastern Suburbs so sad?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is Ringwood!