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you know you’re back in London when you go to Sainsbury’s and there is a massive bust up

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Off to London. To go Paris

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Definitely

Hey, at least you still get dms 😛

Life is so dull

I need frisking.

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90 percent of lay-by in France seem to be cruising hotspots 😬

On a ferry 😱😱😱 at least I have a cabin

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I am getting old - passkeys confuse me

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Can I put the heating on yet ?

Yes ! Way too many drinks

Just walked by ! Was heading to kings arms to meet a friend

Yes !

I think I spotted you at the welly the other day 👀

😍

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No one will guess.

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Dentist today

Your roses are spectacular !

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Oh good. It is windy AGAIN.

Oh same here. You can really see the effect of your work

I do like a nice belly. #justsaying

100 percent

🤣🤣

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I feel it has been windy for 20 days

Ha ha. This vault is more chilled

At the vault 👀

Up in London Town

Oh yeah I forgot about the food part ! Hope it’s all done soon

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I recall it being a tad explosive

Urgh. When you realise you made such a big mistake.