He might be confusing European gas costs which are per liter. Obvs he can’t math.

Someone should send him two dolls: Chuckie and Annabelle

What was she doing with $3K in cash? If she was Black it would automatically be assumed she got that from selling drugs because’Merica

One can only hope Pope Francis will get to the heavenly gates and get some attention directed down here to stop all this evil nonsense

“Might be”?

Hear me out: cottage cheese in a tube (like they do with kid’s yogurt and applesauce) so you can eat it while you drive to work.

Maybe he’s confused the stock market with the national debt?

The Supreme Court… sold! To the highest bidder.

Well I have heard he’s not so well endowed so it might be teeny but yeah. 😂 I am still trying to figure out the endgame here. Nothing makes sense anymore. And people were worried about the price of eggs 🤦‍♀️

He’s broken the world.

🤣

My advice: get out!

Happy Birthday!

Now do us!

Scotty McKinney is a hero.

Good on Wisconsin!

Thank you Cory Booker! Thank you!

I thought buying votes was illegal

Do people think that they will accidentally be added to future chats? Because, well, that’s not… never mind, they probably will.

Spiderman is cool but squirrels are better and faster at climbing straight up walls.

Then if they ever reinstate the draft they should only draft straight white males. They shouldn’t be able to have it both ways

Under this president we had covid and now measles. What plague is coming next?

Someone give these guys a piece of gum and a steep set of stairs to walk down.

State secrets? They can’t keep anything secret. Evidence: The Atlantic story 🤦‍♀️

If it were me I’d throw my hands up and say “I quit. I obviously don’t know how to do this so me and my team will show ourselves out.” I sure as shit wouldn’t double down and keep breaking everything.

Women usually are. But people don’t like to listen to us.

My mom, just a regular elderly person, is extremely worried about this possibility and how she would be able to live without her check. She’s 77. She worked her entire life and of course paid SS taxes.

Ooh I know this one. It’s when “stabbing” becomes their reflexive verb.

Is that you singing it too? I like it!

Ignore my typo. Dolph!