Javafox

i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.

A photo with text at the top that reads “You should smile more.” Under that it reads “Me:” with a picture of a demon bending over and farting.

Anxiety be like ??

*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID

oh my god

Mood:
youtu.be/LBt60dfwEBY

CAN PEOPLE STOP DYING?!

RIP the GOAT

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76

TF2 dodgeball hits different, in a good way.

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

What the heck is going on with Spotify? They're graying out songs so I can't listen to them. Some kind of license deal gone wrong?

Felix Baumgartner, Professional Daredevil, Dies Paragliding at 56 Nicknamed “Fearless Felix,” Mr. Baumgartner jumped from the edge of space in 2012.

Felix Baumgartner, a professional daredevil and skydiver, died in a paragliding accident in Italy on Thursday at 56, according to Red Bull. Nicknamed “Fearless Felix,” Baumgartner jumped from the edge of space in 2012.

Went to the pool for the first time in years! Was so much fun!
youtu.be/WUPCX_lASc8

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF BUDDY #animation #flipnote #3ds

update it has only gotten worse

Can't stop me

Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity. “So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from […]

“So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian
theonion.com/peter-t...

... then why'd you vote for it?!

Think I've heard this before

Don't doom scroll.
Put down your phone and sleep as best you can.
Get up when you're supposed to and don't skimp on breakfast.
What you have control of right now is you.
Start there.
Maintain that.
Be good to yourselves.
Be good to each other.

Water Lillies Wet Paint · Single · 2025 · 2 songs

AAAAA!!!! MY SISTER JUST DROPPED MUSIC!
open.spotify.com/album/2w71ku...

The man's got stage 4 cancer, lay off.

Tutel :]

please address me properly

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a relaxed, upright position with its front paws crossed and back legs raised

a picture of a black cat lying on its back in a strange position with its hind legs raised and its front paws crossed

sitting and judging

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Another day, another AAAAAAAAAAAA