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Hi! I've been doing gloriousnoise.com since 2001.

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Wild that nobodyโ€™s successfully identified the drummer!

12.08.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My Computer (w Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Matthew Hall My Computer (w Kate Bush)

In honor of today's news that AOL will soon be ending dial-up service, here's the 1996 collaboration between Prince and Kate Bush, which begins & ends with a tribute to the AOL sign-on experience, based on Prince's mid-90s habit of dropping in on fans in our weekly AOL chats: youtu.be/wxJ2SCxMy1g

11.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Elvis Lives. In Wales. South of Pyle and west of Merthyr Mawr on the Bristol Channel sits Porthcawl, a Welsh town of 16,000 that was established in the 19th century as a coal port....

Elvis Lives. In Wales.. By Stephen Macaulay.

11.08.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PBS needs you, y'all. Become a member. Get Passport. mainline documentaries until your eyes bulge cuz your brain is too stuffed.

09.08.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 904    ๐Ÿ” 534    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This piece, from trans author @laurentheisen.bsky.social, is very, very well worth reading.

11.08.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A purple Olivia Rodrigo record playing on a turntable.

A purple Olivia Rodrigo record playing on a turntable.

This pressing of Guts is considerably cleaner than that copy of Sour. Sounds way better. New mass-market vinyl is such a crapshoot. Emphasis on crap.

11.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bright blue record playing on a turntable.

Bright blue record playing on a turntable.

The โ€œpostersโ€ are just low-quality 12x12 and kind of lame. The records are fun though and Iโ€™m happy theyโ€™re each short enough to fit on a single disc.

11.08.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought the Olivia Rodrigo albums on vinyl from Target today and they come with exclusive posters. โ€œGonna hang them up on the wall in your office, creeper?โ€ My wife is so mean. Iโ€™M NOT A CREEPER Iโ€™M A FAN.

10.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite doctor and companion

09.08.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Elizabeth Cotten - Shake Sugaree (Live)
YouTube video by Kaleb Horton Elizabeth Cotten - Shake Sugaree (Live)

But this is the only useful thing I did on the site. Iโ€™m happy to have done it. Probably 50,000 people have listened to it because of my stupid ass. youtu.be/BQryOsiKgts

09.08.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no! Thereโ€™s a man trapped inside the Bean!

08.08.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Christensen & Tartaglia - Spires
YouTube video by ayzee Christensen & Tartaglia - Spires

I sent a copy of the Christensen & Tartaglia album from 1969 to @andrewmale.bsky.social recently, and then realized that "Spires," a track I've been obsessed with for decades--it's like a lost Leonard Nimoy/David Axelrod collaboration--wasn't on YouTube. I have now rectified this. You're welcome.

08.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow.

08.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A shitty map created by ChatGPT5.  it purports to be US States with an R in their name, but it's wrong and dumb and worthless just like LLMs.

A shitty map created by ChatGPT5. it purports to be US States with an R in their name, but it's wrong and dumb and worthless just like LLMs.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

08.08.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4974    ๐Ÿ” 1244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 372    ๐Ÿ“Œ 619
ChatGPT File
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Edit
View
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ChatGPT 5 >
How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry
The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times:
โ€ข Once at the start ("B" in blueberry).
โ€ข Once in the middle ("b" in blue).
โ€ข Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry).
Total: 3
O92
Show me where the letter b appears in the word please.
Sure โ€” here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted:
B lue b erry
Positions (counting from 1):
1 B - first letter
4 b - in blue
6 b - in berry
D9<
Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word.
Sure โ€” here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place:
BLUEBERRY
That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

ChatGPT File โ€ข โ€ข Edit View Window Help ChatGPT 5 > How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times: โ€ข Once at the start ("B" in blueberry). โ€ข Once in the middle ("b" in blue). โ€ข Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry). Total: 3 O92 Show me where the letter b appears in the word please. Sure โ€” here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted: B lue b erry Positions (counting from 1): 1 B - first letter 4 b - in blue 6 b - in berry D9< Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word. Sure โ€” here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place: BLUEBERRY That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

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Edit View Window Help
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ChatGPT 5 >
You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there.
Ah - I see the mix-up.
Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's.
blueberry
Now you can see them:
โ€ข 1st b โ†’ position 1
โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ position 5
โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ position 6
blueberry
Exactly โ€” blue berry has three b's:
โ€ข 1st b โ†’ at the very start
โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ right after the e in blue
โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ immediately after the second b, starting berry
So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment.
Its double-b moment; I see.
Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention."
That little bb moment is satisfying, though โ€” it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help E ChatGPT 5 > You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there. Ah - I see the mix-up. Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's. blueberry Now you can see them: โ€ข 1st b โ†’ position 1 โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ position 5 โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ position 6 blueberry Exactly โ€” blue berry has three b's: โ€ข 1st b โ†’ at the very start โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ right after the e in blue โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ immediately after the second b, starting berry So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment. Its double-b moment; I see. Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention." That little bb moment is satisfying, though โ€” it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

๏ฃฟ ChatGPT
File Edit View Window Help
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โ€ข ChatGPT 5 >
My students get you to write their essays for them, you know.
Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine โ€” I'm familiar with that one.
I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work.
If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms.
A trail of blueberries, as it were.
Exactly โ€” a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice.
If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy.
"Blueberry" only has two bs.
Nope - blueberry really does have three b's.
Here it is spaced out:
bluebberry
Positions:
b- at the start
5 b - in the "blue" part
6 b - right next to it, starting "berry"
That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

๏ฃฟ ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help ๅทด โ€ข ChatGPT 5 > My students get you to write their essays for them, you know. Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine โ€” I'm familiar with that one. I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work. If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms. A trail of blueberries, as it were. Exactly โ€” a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice. If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy. "Blueberry" only has two bs. Nope - blueberry really does have three b's. Here it is spaced out: bluebberry Positions: b- at the start 5 b - in the "blue" part 6 b - right next to it, starting "berry" That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

I had to try the โ€œblueberryโ€ thing myself with GPT5. I merely report the results.

08.08.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8960    ๐Ÿ” 2394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 480    ๐Ÿ“Œ 925

Sheesh how gross mustโ€™ve it been in 1923? Ew.

07.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ew

07.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same with the Titanic movie.

07.08.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only really annoying thing about the Beastie Boys book was how the editor insisted on them being referred to as Beastie Boys and never THE Beastie Boys. As if theyโ€™d never heard โ€œFight for Your Right to Party.โ€

Aww mom youโ€™re just jealous itโ€™sโ€ฆ

07.08.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

www.etsy.com/listing/1688...

07.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@consequence.bsky.social Has anybody at Conde Nast admitted that Pitchfork's "new ownership group [...] insisted on Black Pumas"? That seems like a rather bold claim!

07.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you missed it, I wrote about going to Lollapalooza again even though Iโ€™m 3x older than the average attendee.

07.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We applied too late to get a photo pass this year! Hopefully weโ€™ll get one for Riot Fest!

06.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indie rock fans, it's time to get on the Ryan Davis bandwagon Charming critics and audiences with New Threats From The Soul, his funny, loose, reference-packed album, the veteran Louisville musician is having an unlikely breakthrough at 40 years old.

I thank my fellow music critics for turning me on to this absolute gem, happy to admit I was sleeping. My newsletter about him and the band and indie sustainability is now one the World Wide Web for all to read www.npr.org/2025/08/06/n...

06.08.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Elliott Smith - a distorted reality 7" single
YouTube video by Just Some Guy Elliott Smith - a distorted reality 7" single

Elliott Smith - A Distorted Reality Is Now a Necessity to be Free

Happy birthday Elliott Smith. Still missed. This is a diff version than the one on From a Basement on the Hill. RIP.

#ElliottSmith #MusicBirthday #threefer #MusicSky #distorted

youtu.be/yFSuOqYNF6o?...

06.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrote about Lollapalooza. Warning: Lots of sad sack dad nostalgia content. And brunch details.

06.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frankly, I'm astonished that she kept so calm. "How much help did you have writing the play?" "...rather sordid..." and he emphasises as much distaste as he possibly can for the phrase "in your native Lancashire".

06.08.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think the Oasis concert was the best night of my life? Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

i really didn't want to read about oasis AGAIN but unsurprisingly, Yasi Selek's piece about going to Wembley is perfect. mostly because she's a fan and she gets it. she is right that there's no point in seeing those shows over here. www.fast-loose.com/p/i-think-th...

06.08.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So cool.

05.08.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished part one of the Billy Joel doc. Hope part two stops following him and is all about Elizabeth Weber Small. What a cool, interesting woman!

05.08.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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