Lady Penni

Don’t know what’s going on, but I saw at least a dozen police SUVs flying down the road. Curious as to what crime needed the entire police department.

#OFMD #MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard
#TheGentlemanTwinkieIPresume

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Stunning.

Junior. Mint. Dental. Floss. Picks. WTAF?!?

What's this? ARe 2 of @nicoleflockton.bsky.social's Bunya Junction books on sale?!?!

Or, starred. I swear my fat fingers are out to get me.

For mental health day, they recommend connecting with a friend to do an in person activity.

How 'bout instead, I get in my jim jams and snuggle in bed with a good story to read? I can tell you that's way less stressful than getting ready, finding parking, people-ing, etc.

I finally saw it on Christmas a couple of years ago.

a boy wearing headphones and a scarf says show me what you workin with ALT: a boy wearing headphones and a scarf says show me what you workin with

Started a Hugh Grant, a very young Nicholas Hoult and Toni Collette.

You! Guys!

Spider-Man wrote to me!!!

The irony of my nickname being Boo when I was a little kid.

He looks like Joey Lawrence circa his Blossom days.

That’s the intensity of being reunited with the love of your life. Like when you cry because you’re so relieved.

That is epic side eye.

Future Me™️ is quite often pissed off at Past Me™️.

I would never suggest that eBay sells pirated copies.

Literally told me my asthma was weight based. That seems real weird considering that I only get asthma every other year for about 2 months and it’s always brought on by something I’m allergic to. But I’m overweight all year round. And I’ve had asthma longer than I’ve been fat.

Hey has somebody done an About a Boy au where Ed joins a single parents group to hotties and meets depressed dilf Stede and his dorky son Louis?

He is the best.

These days, I’m sure you’d find it boring.

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When Jaws came out and none of us want to take baths or even swim in a pool.

All good films at the time, but probably none of them age well now.

a man in a costume is walking down a street with a sign that says elizabeth st. ALT: a man in a costume is walking down a street with a sign that says elizabeth st.

What are you even doing in public at this point?!?

Reading the fiber pamphlet my dr gave me (along with 900 other pamphlets) and these are the literal first 2 words in it.

I see them everywhere. #OFMD.

a cartoon of a person with a red mouth and the word added below it ALT: a cartoon of a person with a red mouth and the word added below it

(slides red gummy bear towards you) Mario?

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Or, ya know, the gold and gray sky.

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Um...stables house horses, but this cover has a beefy guy on it.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE HORSES, BEEFY GUY?!?!

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Are both the fish and the friends toxic? Or are we supposed to avoid all of our friends, along with toxic fish?

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Um, maybe don't use the words passionate and tender, when describing a book about the human/dog bond. It reads as a creepy romance.