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OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fansโ€”nothing personal.๐Ÿชฟ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ

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Crochet Ed teach in his leather outfit looking outside at the snow

Crochet Ed teach in his leather outfit looking outside at the snow

He wants to go out in the snow, but all he has is his leathers, he needs a winter coat!

10.12.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Look at how proudly he's wearing his future boyfriend's cravat

10.12.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That he is ๐Ÿ˜Œ

#ofmd

07.12.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ed teach in the breakup depression robe, smiling with his ethereal flowing locks and light stubble glistening, as he holds a bucket of empty bottles (our flag means death s1e10)

ed teach in the breakup depression robe, smiling with his ethereal flowing locks and light stubble glistening, as he holds a bucket of empty bottles (our flag means death s1e10)

messy bun kraken ed smiling while holding a bucket of bottles, burying his feelings under the glowing warmth of a tenth of an ounce of serotonin provided by cleaning (our flag means death s2e2)

messy bun kraken ed smiling while holding a bucket of bottles, burying his feelings under the glowing warmth of a tenth of an ounce of serotonin provided by cleaning (our flag means death s2e2)

cleaned for five minutes, depression vanquished ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

07.12.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.

06.12.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2421    ๐Ÿ” 471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

IS THAT A NEW CHAPTER I SPY

AN E RATED ONE?

archiveofourown.org/works/745542...

#ofmdfic

06.12.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
you otter know
by ghostalservice rated e, 20k words
a Fandom Trumps Hate fic for Scholiast

you otter know by ghostalservice rated e, 20k words a Fandom Trumps Hate fic for Scholiast

Itโ€™s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆฆ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’™

archiveofourown.org/works/74554296

#ofmdfic

25.11.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
collage of frames from our flag means death s2e3, left to right row by row: ed unconscious with stede looking down at him, underwater gravy basket ed squinting, ed's series of flashbacks of his favorite moments with the man he loves including co-captains, snake snack, laughing on deck with the crew, kissing, foot touch, then following that are frames of stede looking down at unconscious ed, gravy basket merstede smiling at ed, underwater ed smiling back, merstede and ed almost kissing underwater, and lastly a close-up frame of ed's eyes opening as he finally is back

collage of frames from our flag means death s2e3, left to right row by row: ed unconscious with stede looking down at him, underwater gravy basket ed squinting, ed's series of flashbacks of his favorite moments with the man he loves including co-captains, snake snack, laughing on deck with the crew, kissing, foot touch, then following that are frames of stede looking down at unconscious ed, gravy basket merstede smiling at ed, underwater ed smiling back, merstede and ed almost kissing underwater, and lastly a close-up frame of ed's eyes opening as he finally is back

Wake up, Ed! Please, I'm here! PLEASE WAKE UP!

Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.

I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!

ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!

Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

You're safe. Come back to me.

05.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone Keeps Saying Probably - PSYCHOPOMP.COM Publisher's Note: Please enjoy this short story by Premee Mohamed, who, coincidentally(!!), has a book out from Psychopomp on February 11th. It's called One

Anyway is this the story I had published this year that made the most people claim to have leaked their precious vital essences out of their eyes? MAYBE. Am I thinking about the end of the world a lot? (A lot a lot a lot?) YES.

psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...

05.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Don't You Want Us Netflix
YouTube video by escargot cargo Don't You Want Us Netflix

๐Ÿคก

05.12.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New episode shaken and stirred on Friday!๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝโœจ๐Ÿ™‚ #Pluribus

03.12.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being on a show with only a few characters makes it even more obvious that Samba has the screen presence of a Hollywood icon. So natural. So lovable and magnetic. I hope he gets a million starring roles after Pluribus and OFMD finally gets renewed when he wins a best actor Oscar in 1-2 years

05.12.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HI this is one of my favourite books I've EVER READ and if you do not buy and read it immediately I will come down your chimney and WRECK UP THE PLACE you have been warned

05.12.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Green ceramic mug with a buxom but nipple-less mermaid on the front. Maybe sheโ€™s wearing a bandeau top. Her scaled tail stretches back to become the handle. Itโ€™s on a dark kitchen counter with a cryptid cocktails glass drying and a white toaster in the background. Itโ€™s daylight and an orange sweater is reflected in the shiny glaze

Green ceramic mug with a buxom but nipple-less mermaid on the front. Maybe sheโ€™s wearing a bandeau top. Her scaled tail stretches back to become the handle. Itโ€™s on a dark kitchen counter with a cryptid cocktails glass drying and a white toaster in the background. Itโ€™s daylight and an orange sweater is reflected in the shiny glaze

Thinking of Ed and Stede as I prepare to drink tea containing sugar equivalent to at least 7 cubes (I wasnโ€™t measuring and a large clump broke free of the sugar jar) #ofmd

04.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you need assistance with my vision -
allow me to elaborate:

04.12.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Title card for After the Fall featuring an image of a whale tail slapping at dawn. Text reads โ€œAfter the Fall
An OFMD Big Bang AU
Words by bUtterscUp
Art by Bakerbelle and WellSussedโ€.

Title card for After the Fall featuring an image of a whale tail slapping at dawn. Text reads โ€œAfter the Fall An OFMD Big Bang AU Words by bUtterscUp Art by Bakerbelle and WellSussedโ€.

My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic Iโ€™ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’™

archiveofourown.org/works/747078...

25.11.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts

02.12.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!! Itโ€™s a constant battle, even in my own head. Itโ€™s so easy and automatic to conflate evil deeds with appearances. Every time Iโ€™m disgusted by one of their photos, I try to remind myself that there are people I love and respect that share some of their most mocked physical characteristics

29.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sporadic general reminder to PLEASE not dunk on bad people's physical appearance: you are not hurting them, you are just perpetuating body shaming and making decent people who share those characteristics feel bad about themselves.

29.11.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
29.11.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Taika wearing a striped hat, sunglasses, and a white tee with a doodle in black ink of a person

Taika wearing a striped hat, sunglasses, and a white tee with a doodle in black ink of a person

Taika wearing a striped hat, sunglasses, and a white tee with a doodle in black ink of a person

Taika wearing a striped hat, sunglasses, and a white tee with a doodle in black ink of a person

closeup of white tshirt with a doodle of a person in black ink/marker?

closeup of white tshirt with a doodle of a person in black ink/marker?

so the doodle on this shirt looks like Rhys's drawing style, right? am i just imagining things

28.11.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love this fic!

25.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the Summary of "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It reads "Ed and Stede share a bed for the first time since agreeing to take things slow after their moonlight kiss. Easy peasy, pudding and fuckin' pie, right?"

Screenshot of the Summary of "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It reads "Ed and Stede share a bed for the first time since agreeing to take things slow after their moonlight kiss. Easy peasy, pudding and fuckin' pie, right?"

Tags for "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It's rated Teen, No Archive Warnings Apply. Relationship is Ed/Stede. Additional tags include: Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, taking it slow era, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, There Was Only One Bed, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Canon Compliant, Podfic Available

Tags for "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It's rated Teen, No Archive Warnings Apply. Relationship is Ed/Stede. Additional tags include: Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, taking it slow era, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, There Was Only One Bed, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Canon Compliant, Podfic Available

Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation

This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.

archiveofourown.org/works/60857908

Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...

#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday

25.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fuck yeah, brother. F L Y.

24.11.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped ๐Ÿซถ

24.11.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is happening in just under two hours!

23.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of @rhysiedarbyโ€™s Instagram video from August 18, 2025. Heโ€™s wearing a corduroy slouchy brown cap with an olive green Henley and a gold chain necklace. His lips are pursed as he maybe says an โ€œoohโ€ or โ€œwโ€ sound. Heโ€™s walking down a sunny street. His text caption says BROOKLYN, NEW YORK in white at the bottom

Screenshot of @rhysiedarbyโ€™s Instagram video from August 18, 2025. Heโ€™s wearing a corduroy slouchy brown cap with an olive green Henley and a gold chain necklace. His lips are pursed as he maybe says an โ€œoohโ€ or โ€œwโ€ sound. Heโ€™s walking down a sunny street. His text caption says BROOKLYN, NEW YORK in white at the bottom

In a brief sanity lapse just now I thought about doing a version of the selfie post, and this came up in my phone search for โ€œselfieโ€. What a handsome bearded boy!! ๐Ÿ’› Iโ€™d give Rhys Darby his show back and hire him for lead romantic roles

23.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, Iโ€™ve never had a cat with fur like his! So velvety! Iโ€™ve heard itโ€™s relatively common among grey cats though? I still feel like his is special

23.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He is a gigantic plush toy! A very satisfying armful. Yet rarely cuddly with anyone but his tabby friend/adoptive dad

23.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reaper Man. Not Realer. Sorry, I should not post/talk with anyone but animals before 8 am

23.11.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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