@rotherhamzoo.bsky.social
Zoo within an industrial setting, making good use of brownfield land. 2nd best 'thing to do' in Rotherham. We now have ocelots!!!
Product recall on Russian balconies
12.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rotherham Zoo finds this insightful and wants to celebrate this
12.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rotherham Zoo was nearly colonised by the rhinos. Apologies if this offends you
12.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say all this rain is good weather for ducks. Well, they look pretty pissed off like the rest of us to me!
10.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone who has owned a rabbit will be able to tell you that they're all bad bunnies!
09.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Superb Owl LX
08.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do think this guy is massive when he plays, but we just need to try and find a way to look after him better. I think if he played against Brentford we would've got a point at least
07.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tripped up but didn't fall down the stairs. I floated beautifully thanks to that penis injection
06.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out the guy that is friends with a massive paedo cannot be trusted. A valuable lesson
04.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thoughts and mares
04.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our heart goes out to Wes Streeting who is the true victim in all of this
04.02.2026 11:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Batcoin is now accepted at Rotherham Zoo
03.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It's actually beneficial for us not to play against 10 men. Also, people around me slagging Sancho off today... Give your head a wobble. Plus, hope there is a good reason why Onana didn't play today
01.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People ask me what they can do to attract wildlife in their area. Well, after visiting Birmingham I would say just let your bin overflow.
01.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Now would you like me to be the cat?"
31.01.2026 11:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Barbara
30.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Feed the sharks for free today! Are you willing to sacrifice yourself?
30.01.2026 10:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Starmer. Please could you boss it in China! We would really like a panda from them. 🐼
28.01.2026 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see Trump did a big typo. Think it's supposed to be 'Bored of Peace'
22.01.2026 09:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me guess. We should be called Soviet Republic of Great Britain
20.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rotherham Zoo is genuine. FFS
19.01.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Simple Cremations tune is catchy
08.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck it, if he's having Greenland we're taking Balmoral
06.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't Get Dune, Get Dom?
29.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who is the right back for Zimbabwe? God knows!
22.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The sinkhole in Shropshire listened and stopped the boats
22.12.2025 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rotherham Zoo would like to distance ourselves from Bill Clinton tonight. Whilst we provided him with a personalised tour of the newborn animals building, we didn't foresee what was to come (despite the rumours and the well known incident). Sorry if you're offended. X
19.12.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rotherham Zoo finds this insightful
15.12.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Gemini, could you generate a 'Big Cats of Asia' area for my failing zoo? No you fucking can't. Piss off to Woburn if you want budget shit!!!
09.12.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ed Miliband would agree
09.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
