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Neil M

@neiljmathews.bsky.social

Native of Suffolk. Adopted Sheffielder. Previous adopters include the Netherlands, Germany and Austria.

39 Followers  |  32 Following  |  123 Posts  |  Joined: 06.08.2024  |  2.0179

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To the famous Shef terminus.

11.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And is that meant to be the Arts Tower? Fuck me.

11.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The tram!!!

11.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's the cue ball going?

09.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo

Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo

Is this a quote from...?

03.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face

OFFLOAD MY TURNIP POSITION

31.01.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The" Dogger Bank. Does he thinks it's an actual financial institution, like the one he sunk?

10.01.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Continent"

10.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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x 2

10.01.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weight loss jabs affecting Greggs, boss says The Greggs boss says there is

BBC News, ladies and gentlemen.

Weight loss jabs affecting Greggs, boss says
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

08.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What, you walk here?β€œ says the bus driver swapping with the other.

And then proceeds to have a 5 minute chat about nothing. That'll keep us to timetable, fucking hell.

07.01.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That'll put lead in your pencil.

03.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that the trams stop at 19:30 on New Year's Eve πŸ‘

31.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never felt more like I was coming home to Suffolk than when I saw the "Animal Disease Control" sign as I entered Ipswich ❀️

24.12.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all those working today and tomorrow. Yes, it's nearly Christmas. Yes, it happens every year. No, it shouldn't be a surprise and make you lose your mind. Thank you.

23.12.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this true @nottopgearrh.swifties.social ?

22.12.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is deeply disturbing.

18.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was called "freedom of movement"...

18.12.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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UK to rejoin EU’s Erasmus student exchange programme Exclusive: British students will be able to participate in EU-wide scheme from January 2027, sources say

EXCL: An agreement to rejoin Erasmus – the EU’s student exchange programme – set to be announced on Wednesday as part of UK government’s drive towards closer relations with Brussels.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

16.12.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 41
Paul Robinson, Susan Kennedy and Karl Kennedy solemnly survey Ramsay Street for the final time.

Paul Robinson, Susan Kennedy and Karl Kennedy solemnly survey Ramsay Street for the final time.

Farewell to a major feature in the last 30 years of my life πŸ₯Ί

#Neighbours

11.12.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the *same* accent and pronunciation for *every* language is very much his modus operandi.

09.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More humility needed.

09.12.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.

07.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1207    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 23

"Waren Sie achter de muur?"

"Nein, ich komme aus Aachen"

07.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A great joy of mine: listening to the Flemish and/or Dutch speaking "German".

07.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The World Cup draw, brought to you by the organisers of Eurovision 1991.

#WorldCupDraw #Eurovision #MrNaef

05.12.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So The Corner Lot didn't come in to bat for you? Looks like we've found the source of the complaints.

03.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This year I am taking over whisky advent calendar duties from @neiljmathews.bsky.social. First up is the original Monkey Shoulder. #whisky #whiskyadventcalendar #monkeyshoulder

01.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niblett, lol

18.11.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No way! You mean this photo here that's been circulating for years?

TOP BREAKING NEWS

13.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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