Mark

if we still had the COMMONS this wouldn't be a PROBLEM

inventing an idea to be scared of

horrifying concept: p f tompkins cast in a wes anderson film but forced to shave his moustache

if someone did this to me i would come back as a ghost specifically to haunt them and that haunting would require me to bully them to the point of ego death (negative)

while i'm sick?

wow i'm so glad the extremely difficult exhibition is over, it's going to be nice to finally get some rest and relaxation and it's not going to result in me getting sick for the first time in six months

nope! hard and fast laws here. gonna call my GP and see if they can help but

big fan of being two days off of filling my six month prescription in a six month period that has two less days. gaslit by the sliding definition of six months

denying online shoppers from the A Little Treat At The Shops is one of the many ways online shopping is evil

you heard the man

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men will literally pass through a plate gate and connect a colossal continent to the chiral network instead of going to therapy

A tiger destroying his cage. "Yes... YES!" He will soon be out.

they never said whose trauma and what they're doing with that information

catholic jesus: i'm the real jesus
protestant jesus: no, i'm the real jesus!
me, swinging my gun wildly: tell me something only the REAL jesus would know

i can't wait to see the australian sexism 100!

gay man (funny hot)

not to be a gamer but i love how expedition 33 feels like a lost odyssey sequel

i hope so

finding out who's in egg mode using the death note

putting on porsche engine sounds and putting the heating on to roleplay what it's like to be a ruined millionaire whose old money wife is about to divorce him (she's getting everything)

I have some buckwheat growing in there from last year but it was veeeerrry leggy. The false queen anne's lace did okay though! it's cold enough for peas which could fix in some nitrogen...

me with my front yard with the added bonus of anaerobic leaf decomposition adding a lot of carbon and the landscaping fabric being... carpet and a hungry tree too. need more green manure

i can believe gustave is a straight character because he looks old for 32

it's okay, with a funky enough free spirited fashion sense you can turn it around into the tilda swinton

it happened to be correct THIS time but I still have to double check it! it gave me an answer but I still had to do the same amount of work to check if it was true as if it had done nothing

AI summaries bring the joy of the mansplaining experience to all genders! (had a woman shove her phone in my face showing me where something vaguely related to my job could be)

big fan of the cancer council's SPF 50 daily face moisturiser. I combo with a cheap lightweight SPF 15 moisturiser first

a horny bi lighting pic of ghostface, sans shirt, arms raised, knife in hand, displaying muscles in the arms and blood on the abs.

make friends with the ghosts. i've seen some people make friends with this guy