sassy detritus

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

Do you think the mods are cultivating a mass preemptive instant suspension list for the day it happens.

It’s Tuesday! (🌮?)
What song is stuck in your head right now?

#EarWorm
#TwoForTuesday

@markmason13.bsky.social

Let’s play some cool Monday night music Son. You start. I’ll hop in too.

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

Acting CDC director calls to 'break up' the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine into three shots

CAN EVERYTHING STOP BEING SHITTY

This is a friends dog, telling her she doesn't like the new doggy bed:

Free business advice: stop posting!!!!

Trump on Greta Thunberg: "She's just a troublemaker. She's no longer into the environment, now she's into this? She has an anger management problem. I think she should see a doctor ... she's so crazy."

full moons are for releasing & purging. during this cycle rid yourself of negativity to the mind, body, & soul. manifest the motivation to replace old toxic habits w new healthier ones. free yourself from everything holding you back

so sophomore year of high school, i wore a lion king t-shirt to school picture day, because of course i did

and the photographers just airbrushed out the L, for, like, i dunno, trademark reasons? i realize disney is notoriously litigious, but

anyway, for the next year i was declared the Ion King

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

Been seeing this a lot lately. MAGA folks calling judges Trump appointed “leftist” the moment they rule against him for unconstitutional orders. Funny how quickly “loyalty” turns into “betrayal” when the law doesn’t bend their way.

BOOK TOUR: HOMEWARD BOUND

After many adventures, our heroine is at last heading home. Thank you to all the wonderful bookstores that made this happen and all the fans who came out to listen to me blather!

John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine

Senate returns to Capitol Hill and Trump's troop deployment is blocked — twice: Morning Rundown Plus, the Buffalo Bills and Philadelphia Eagles lose their undefeated streaks.

Senate returns to Capitol Hill and Trump's troop deployment is blocked — twice: Morning Rundown

Plus, the Buffalo Bills and Philadelphia Eagles lose their undefeated streaks.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A Mylar heart shaped balloon

Somebody tied this balloon to the squidmobile. Wonder who it was.

If anybody knows who did this, please tell them I love it!

Good evening. "Jerry Chen" was a 27-month sociological experiment studying Poster's Madness conducted by Quinnipiac University. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

K-Pop Demon Hunters is legitimately the global cultural phenomenon of 2025 and honestly there are far worse things to be a cultural touchstone this year than a trio of young women fighting literal soul-sucking hegemony through the power of their art

Oh deer. Nearby

Anthony Richardson is now in at QB for the Colts… with Indy up many TDs against the Raiders.

Republicans got their marching orders and shutdown talking points, but when questioned, they fall apart.

Sen Roger Marshall wasn’t ready 🥴

Studies have found that most people believe the meaning of life is to sit in a cubicle and perform monotonous tasks five days a week.

Yikes.

Welp. Dad died.

Activate: Orphan Mode

Telling my professor I cant turn in my homework because my expected value is now sentient

Rich kid always with a back pack