Soup!🕯️

andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

I apologize for unintentionally hurting your feelings, I worded that so poorly.

I was very nearly in a place in my life years ago where I almost resigned myself to living a lie in a cishet engagement where babies were expected and I'm honestly so glad I stayed true to myself and left because that life was NOT for me.

It's many-fold. Being expected to have a baby just because of what parts I was born with, plus the added dysphoria of being a trans man being told I should have a baby because people perceive me as a woman, it's honestly sickening.

I think most women are pressured at some point (or many, many points) in their lives to become mothers. I know I certainly was. I think about the person I'd be if I was forced into parenthood and I literally shudder. One time, I woman told me I'd never be a fully mature adult without babies.

I cleaned the kitchen and took out the trash, I'm drenched in cold sweat and it took me three times longer than usual, but I did a chore, which is good for my mental health.

All of the husbands on this show are useless, run them over with cars

On the high holy day, it's fucking homophobic.

Bree Van de Kamp's husband is a weak man who cannot understand her OCD and I will die on that hill.

A Soup is only happy when all chore done and thing smell nice, that when a Soup can relax.

I hope I feel better by tomorrow so I can do my chores. My fever dreams have been bizarre and inexplicable, but also about cleaning. I ❤️ cleaning.

Thankfully it's low-grade, only 100.1, but maaaaan.

Fever back :(

Gilded ✺ Tomb
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The way people will actually ruin a real person's life over a fictional character is so beyond unhealthy and wrong. There are people starving in AMERICA, KIM.

This is it. And even in their silence, it's very telling and I have definitely noticed. It's because they are more attached to the idea of feeling like a good person instead of actually helping others.

It's not too late to act now, you can volunteer and feed your hungry neighbors and change and grow, I just want to point out that on a whole, generally, online communities are straight gleeful to witchhunt and hum-hawing spineless crickets when there is an actual call to action to aid their neighbor

At this point, I am firmly of the opinion that the loudest moralist fascists among us are just grifting ghouls getting off on hunting their own for sport.

Are you volunteering? Are you at least trying to make the world a better place, or is that not nearly as attractive when you don't personally benefit from it and someone out there isn't hurt by your actions, I do have to wonder.

I've noticed the quietest people lately, as there are so many requests for mutual aid due to the shutdowns, are the same folks who circulated callouts and I just want to talk to you, why were you so loud when it meant lashing out but so quiet about feeding your neighbors?

Father got lost in a maze
Mother left & took the kids
Zampano writing crazy things
Johnny-T is editing
Adding to a narrative
That's spiraling around

OUR #HOUSE
IS SO VERY HARD TO LEAVE
OUR #HOUSE
ATE MY BROTHER, NOW I GRIEVE
OUR #HOUSE
NON-EUCLIDEAN & DEEP
OUR #HOUSE
GIVES THE NAVIDSONS THE CREEPS

Man, I really miss ShB and EW.

happy halloween to all the people haunting the narrative

Hollenweem

Look any time you give a guy with OCD a character with the same traits, it's either a romance or a war, and right now I'm serenading her while we're twinning

Bree Van de Camp, my OCD queen with complex trauma compelling her to strive for an unsustainable level of perfection, she is my absolute favorite.

I started watching Desperate Housewives in my convalescence and I immediately attached myself to Bree and had to tell the groupchat and-

D'Artagnan in FFXIV is one kind of insufferable, but in the modern AU he's just so much more insufferable, I think about it and I have to pace a hole into the floor. He drives a Tesla and his sex playlist has Bjork on it, I hate him.

Freedom! '90 - Remastered

It's 2025 and this song still holds up as a queer anthem.

open.spotify.com/track/1wZ7o1...