Chert

remembered the 1/96 USS Constitution model kit in my closet, as well as the new Warhammer store in town. their paints all have names like sloughed flesh instead of light tan but i think it’ll work out ok. ancient mariner’s Conny of the Damned

bicycling in the very cold
rain… my ass is truly chapped

surprise five-day weekend due to vacation mismanagement. i need some kind of dumb project or i will go crazy

YouTube video by Armani beauty Introducting ACQUA DI GIÒ PROFONDO PARFUM by Giorgio Armani

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the humpback whale perfume
commercial is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

i don’t believe in satan but when i see a goat with four horns i do get a little scared

i can drive 55

honk if you love how i’m driving

i heard taco bell has a special acoustic damper behind the window so they can’t hear your belt squeak and you don’t need to feel shame

i dunno abt stratospheres, but i went to guy fieri’s restaurant in las vegas as a joke, expecting tgif-ish quality, and it was substantially worse! basically stuff from the frozen novelties section of Sam’s Club, microwaved

screencap of an email from my aunt that says “You write beautifully! Ever thought of scribing an international best seller.”

Happy Holidays to Aunts, who make us strong

installation photo of a flag with an image of an open hand on it installed in a gallery. the hand is meant to “wave” along with the flag

Peter Coffin… fun-style artist

10 years ago it was pristine (even the bumper stickers looked great), but they parked it on a golf course as a ‘temporary’ installation and it was basically abandoned in place for five or six years

a quick look at the mysterious red paint and the golf ball damage to the windshield:

head-on photo of a delorean in a warehouse, parked on concrete. the delorean is covered in sassy co-op bumper stickers and looks dusty as hell. it is parked in front of warehouse shelves and crates

photo of rear end of a delorean in a warehouse, w/ 80s style louvered shades on the rear windshield, and visible damage to some kind of metal skirt hanging off the bumper. lots of bumper stickers

photo of delorean from rear passenger side 3/4 angle. you can see the bumper separating from the rest of the body, and if you look VERY closely you can see that the car has a red paint job

definitely maybe finally getting rid of the albatross delorean, put some air in the tires to see it off

had to look this up, but deep sea forklift driving would be so cool. James Cameron hire me for your next adventure

the forklift should have a speedometer. just to see

cracked a fresh jar of wild blueberry jam. it’s that kinda night

in the classic depression/laziness scenario where i am required to bake bread against my will due to circumstances i have been patiently observing for several weeks

hm… hat has a picture of a bridge on it 👍
there are 2 other bridges that are closer to the baseball stadium 👎

wow just remembered i can finally wear the minor league baseball ski hat that was inexplicably offered as a giveaway in May

it was not even ten years ago that a non-drinker at the bar was offered unlimited club soda concoctions out of a mixed sense of pity and dd appreciation, and now we’re marks getting bled for the fattest profit margins on the menu. it stings!

pounding tomorrow’s beans today

artists love to make objects with nails and glass sticking out of them for whatever reason (they hate me?), but shredded tires are the nastiest medium to work with.

have you ever read Jim Shepard’s short story collection “Like You’d Understand, Anyway?” deeply researched slice of life stories set amidst historic catastrophes, incl. a dad teaching his sons to dive in the Pripyat River during Chernobyl disaster, boating in Lituya Bay on 7/9/58, etc.

velour sweatpants season opening night

train conductor has coldstone creamery fragrance… good evening, ma’am, take your time punching that ticket.

that is a lifter puller lyric

i am microwaving birdseed and emailing an ethics professor

maybe it’s similar everywhere, but i went to a club in Westport in 2006 and was kind of shocked back then by the dress code’s blatant racism (ie t shirts ok, but not white and oversized), especially considering whose music they were playing