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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account. *not exclusively If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard. (Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)

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Wondering if anyone in Army counterintelligence has ever noticed how many elderly Republican men are married to much younger and more conventionally attractive women.

13.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

He's also in Blood and Donuts, and truly excellent for the role.

13.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An American Werewolf in London: First time as a werewolf HD CLIP
YouTube video by Binge Society An American Werewolf in London: First time as a werewolf HD CLIP

"Push forward his jaw"?

Has he considered maybe lycanthropy is what he's after?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Wl...

13.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the cultural insistence on "rugged individualism" shifts the blame for the institutionalized disparity and subsequent suffering on the people with the least power, as opposed to the people with the most who benefit from perpetuating it.

13.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I know! (And I do that one with the pupper too.)

I do wonder if the "up like a bunny" was something my young parents may have said to be less horrific. I must have picked that version up SOMEWHERE.

13.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuremberg trials are the floor for these people.

13.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leatherface cow fetish seems like a good time to just nope right on out.

13.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always see them 10 seconds after I hit "reply". πŸ˜„

13.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She's a public employee flying on the taxpayer's dollar while, in theory, working. And, in theory, her job is not "cosplay a spoiled, stupid rich person".

13.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you see this today?

Anti #ICE protesters carried a MASSIVE U.S.
Constitution through the streets of Minneapolis.
Not a flag.
Not a slogan.
The Constitution.
Thousands marched, demanding accountability and asking whether federal enforcement is aligning with the rights written on those pages.

13.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1618    πŸ” 616    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 31

Question: was it at least vegan 'leather'? Or

13.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't this already covered in "American Psycho"? Did we need "American Psycho 2: Baby Brat Boogaloo"?

Anyway, I dimly remember a time when NYT reported news. Good times.

13.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told my mom about this, and she looked puzzled, and then said "You mean 'skin the rabbit'?"

😧

WUT

13.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Elmer the cow mascotting for glue is one of those seemingly-innocent-but-actually-horrific-when-you-realize childhood experiences.

I have a leggy dog, and to get her in and out of clothes require legs first. And I'd say "Up like a bunny!" the way I remembered mom saying to me when I was 4.

13.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evan Greer - "You Will Have to Come Through Us" [Tiny Desk 2026] YouTube video by Evan Greer

Getting hundreds of death threats and hate comments from transphobes and bootlickers on Instagram for this one so I guess we gotta sing it even louder

13.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
My painting is a take on the famous 'A Sunday on La Grande Jatte' painting by Georges Seurat. In the original painting, people are enjoying a nice day in the park. My reimagined painting includes a fiery sky, polluted water, and suffering people. These are all effects of climate change that have begun to occur. My painting also shows a wealthy person, who has the luxury of ignoring the problems. I believe this will all worsen if something isn't done to reverse this tragedy.

My painting is a take on the famous 'A Sunday on La Grande Jatte' painting by Georges Seurat. In the original painting, people are enjoying a nice day in the park. My reimagined painting includes a fiery sky, polluted water, and suffering people. These are all effects of climate change that have begun to occur. My painting also shows a wealthy person, who has the luxury of ignoring the problems. I believe this will all worsen if something isn't done to reverse this tragedy.

Art x Climate is an integral part of the Fifth National Climate Assessment (NCA5), restored by Climate.us. One of the featured artworks is β€œSunday in the Park with Climate Change” by Mikaela R. Year and Medium: 2023, watercolor. Link to the full Art X Climate gallery in comments.

13.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And WHY is it the pilot's responsibility to make sure widdle kwisti has hew bwankey? Shouldn't that be, I dunno, her aide's job?

Of course, firing Lewandowski would make sexy times awkward.

13.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up of faces of chocolate dino-skeleton cookies with teal frosting skeletons and candy googly eyes, appearing panicked and horrified and whew! if this isn't a mood!

Close-up of faces of chocolate dino-skeleton cookies with teal frosting skeletons and candy googly eyes, appearing panicked and horrified and whew! if this isn't a mood!

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"AAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!"

13.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG.

The googly eyes make them look like they've just noticed the meteor.

13.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe take the whole drawer out?

13.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you working for the Trump administration?

No?

Then you must not be THAT bad.

13.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How would he know he has gay friends if sexuality is kept in the bedroom by everyone?

12.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

12.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5299    πŸ” 1806    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 205

Did someone let Hegseth drive?

12.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So yes, I am typing this in my kinda flattering off-the-shoulder shark mouth-onesie, why do you ask?

12.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it β€œlessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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11.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4486    πŸ” 2316    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 792

The dog, who woke me a couple hours ago to let me know THERE IS A HORRIBLE MONSTER THAT WILL KILL US! was back to sleeping soundly, snoring away in a preposterous pretzel of ridiculous outflung limbs, five seconds after she stopped barking and got tucked back in.

Sigh.

12.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, but does Elon have a ninja costume? I'll bet he doesn't.

(Actually, I'll bet he does.)

12.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, where are they going to find the funding for extra days? They can't fund the system now.

12.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that is very cool.

12.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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