Wondering if anyone in Army counterintelligence has ever noticed how many elderly Republican men are married to much younger and more conventionally attractive women.
13.02.2026 21:45 β π 92 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0@brainmist.bsky.social
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Wondering if anyone in Army counterintelligence has ever noticed how many elderly Republican men are married to much younger and more conventionally attractive women.
13.02.2026 21:45 β π 92 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0He's also in Blood and Donuts, and truly excellent for the role.
13.02.2026 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Push forward his jaw"?
Has he considered maybe lycanthropy is what he's after?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Wl...
And the cultural insistence on "rugged individualism" shifts the blame for the institutionalized disparity and subsequent suffering on the people with the least power, as opposed to the people with the most who benefit from perpetuating it.
13.02.2026 20:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, I know! (And I do that one with the pupper too.)
I do wonder if the "up like a bunny" was something my young parents may have said to be less horrific. I must have picked that version up SOMEWHERE.
Nuremberg trials are the floor for these people.
13.02.2026 20:25 β π 140 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Leatherface cow fetish seems like a good time to just nope right on out.
13.02.2026 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always see them 10 seconds after I hit "reply". π
13.02.2026 20:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0She's a public employee flying on the taxpayer's dollar while, in theory, working. And, in theory, her job is not "cosplay a spoiled, stupid rich person".
13.02.2026 19:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you see this today?
Anti #ICE protesters carried a MASSIVE U.S.
Constitution through the streets of Minneapolis.
Not a flag.
Not a slogan.
The Constitution.
Thousands marched, demanding accountability and asking whether federal enforcement is aligning with the rights written on those pages.
Question: was it at least vegan 'leather'? Or
13.02.2026 19:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wasn't this already covered in "American Psycho"? Did we need "American Psycho 2: Baby Brat Boogaloo"?
Anyway, I dimly remember a time when NYT reported news. Good times.
Told my mom about this, and she looked puzzled, and then said "You mean 'skin the rabbit'?"
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WUT
Elmer the cow mascotting for glue is one of those seemingly-innocent-but-actually-horrific-when-you-realize childhood experiences.
I have a leggy dog, and to get her in and out of clothes require legs first. And I'd say "Up like a bunny!" the way I remembered mom saying to me when I was 4.
Getting hundreds of death threats and hate comments from transphobes and bootlickers on Instagram for this one so I guess we gotta sing it even louder
13.02.2026 16:35 β π 179 π 51 π¬ 4 π 6My painting is a take on the famous 'A Sunday on La Grande Jatte' painting by Georges Seurat. In the original painting, people are enjoying a nice day in the park. My reimagined painting includes a fiery sky, polluted water, and suffering people. These are all effects of climate change that have begun to occur. My painting also shows a wealthy person, who has the luxury of ignoring the problems. I believe this will all worsen if something isn't done to reverse this tragedy.
Art x Climate is an integral part of the Fifth National Climate Assessment (NCA5), restored by Climate.us. One of the featured artworks is βSunday in the Park with Climate Changeβ by Mikaela R. Year and Medium: 2023, watercolor. Link to the full Art X Climate gallery in comments.
13.02.2026 17:58 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0And WHY is it the pilot's responsibility to make sure widdle kwisti has hew bwankey? Shouldn't that be, I dunno, her aide's job?
Of course, firing Lewandowski would make sexy times awkward.
Close-up of faces of chocolate dino-skeleton cookies with teal frosting skeletons and candy googly eyes, appearing panicked and horrified and whew! if this isn't a mood!
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"AAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!"
OMG.
The googly eyes make them look like they've just noticed the meteor.
Maybe take the whole drawer out?
13.02.2026 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you working for the Trump administration?
No?
Then you must not be THAT bad.
How would he know he has gay friends if sexuality is kept in the bedroom by everyone?
12.02.2026 22:05 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
12.02.2026 18:20 β π 5299 π 1806 π¬ 264 π 205Did someone let Hegseth drive?
12.02.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So yes, I am typing this in my kinda flattering off-the-shoulder shark mouth-onesie, why do you ask?
12.02.2026 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
Iβll call it βlessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.β
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The dog, who woke me a couple hours ago to let me know THERE IS A HORRIBLE MONSTER THAT WILL KILL US! was back to sleeping soundly, snoring away in a preposterous pretzel of ridiculous outflung limbs, five seconds after she stopped barking and got tucked back in.
Sigh.
OK, but does Elon have a ninja costume? I'll bet he doesn't.
(Actually, I'll bet he does.)
LOL, where are they going to find the funding for extra days? They can't fund the system now.
12.02.2026 05:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that is very cool.
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