Brainmist

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So.... The youth who are the nation's future are pretty but short lived?

Did Melania finally see The Corpse Bride?

Oh no! Is that what happened to Snuffy's teeth?

Honestly, it does seem like the sort of thing he'd slur out.

Hell, I recently ran a group through "Keep on the Borderlands: Social Justice Edition", and it wasn't even remotely hard to swing one of the earliest dungeon crawl modules to allow non-violent de-escalation of encounters.

A pregnant mother in my area was apprehensive because of anti-vaxx hysteria. She was afraid to get vaccinated because of the breathless, credulous propagation of pseudoscience, largely by media hacks like you.

She caught COVID and died just days after giving birth.

And she's far from the only one.

Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

peter griffin from family guy holding a note that says not okay Alt: peter griffin from family guy being "vetted": a white hand holds up a card with 6 shades of skin color. The top three/white ones are labeled "okay". The rest (tan, brown, black) are "not okay".

Trump "vetting" process:

I would love a people size cat condo, tbh. It'll need a slide, of course... My pup can probably follow me up, but I wouldn't want her jumping down.

Oh no

Have Democrats considered yeeting Jeffries into the sun? He is worse than useless.

And it'd be worth it, even though you'd end up drowning in quicksand until Lassie or Flipper came to your rescue.

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Mayonnaise has moisture, and some tanginess. Only person who looks at this and sees tang is Ben Shapiro.

Or possibly microwave.

And another full of cheese sauce.

If I put this down in front of my dog, she'd look at it skeptically, give me a pained look, and then do the gentle paw-to-arm that means "Mother. You forgot the real food".

Yup.

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On the plus, it provided plenty of wall space for when the time came.

(I know, they didn't use those particular walls. Might have had more resonance with people like Trump if they had.)

Everything looks so dry, only Ben Shapiro would want to eat it.

Oh sure, but -i- try to carry a bat on a plane, and security gets called.

He's from Chicago and he has a bat, Kate. I'm not gonna argue with him. 🤣

We were all so hopeful that weekend when it seemed the Day might have finally happened.

Nuke us from orbit. It's the only way to be... Wait, wrong movie.

How about a nice game of chess?

@profanity.accountant

Alexa, play music!

He was cobbled together from spare Teddy Ruxpin parts and hillbilly stereotypes, but it wasn't until Thiel popped in a cassette of Hitler's Greatest Hits that he finally gained immunity life.

(This is not a play on Frankenstein. In that book, only Frankenstein was a monster.)

So.... instead of discounts on present-type items, price hikes for the holidays?

I mean.... hasn't that been kinda the whole year?

1k likes= lil dopamine hit
Bouillon + miso? = serotonin to your soul

"Tastes OK for delivery."