Tony Delgado 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

No offense, bro, but your vibes have been less immaculate lately

Fozzie in a movie poster for Road to Perdition.

Great thread.

Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...

Vaxxed?

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In a city. Destruction and smoking rubble everywhere. Collapsed buildings, a car which has its front end buried while the rest of the car sticks out of the ground a tilted telephone pole and policeman and fireman. In the background in the sky is a light traveling from the right to about the middle of the panel And whomever the source of that light is says, “CONNECTICUT, I believe!“

Haha. That FDR.

“There’s no going back. We *broke* something here today, something good, something that can never be put right again” — me, when I open the dishwasher before the cycle is finished.

No SNAP but we gotta try to save Dilbert's racist dad.

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"

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"Person who somehow caught a cold despite living all alone"

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My dog's internal clock is completely thrown off. I keep telling him that his feelings aren't as real as daylight savings ending.

Tonight, Noirvember starts for me.

A guy dressed as Gladys from Weapons and a guy dressed as Merrick from Sinners #gladys #merrick

Three guys in Halloween costumes; two Jedi crossing light sabers in front of a vampire #jedi #starwars

A guy in a vampire costume with a guy in a Beast Boy costume #teentitans #beastboy

My husband and I were THE horror movie power couple for Halloween! #weapons #sinners #happyhalloween

Ugh. This guy.

damasyreyes.es/kramnik-culp...

A one panel comic. Cartoon: a woman with big 80s hair is opening a door in her underwear to reveal Jason Voorhees. She is saying "Oh thank God. I just said to Jenny I'd rather die than write this essay."

Happy Halloween to all the terminal procrastinators out there.

Criterion Mobile Closet Steered Through Chicago International Film Festival Amid An Intense Political Weekend | Features | Roger Ebert A report on the Criterion Mobile Closet's visit to Chicago.

With the Criterion Mobile Closet visiting Chicago International Film Festival, I spoke to those standing in line about what it felt like being there while ICE and the No Kings protests swirled around the city.

Their thoughts via @ebertvoices.bsky.social

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/

Screenshot of a Blue Sky label. Label: Sexually Suggestive - Does Not Include Nudity

First time I've been auto-labeled. I guess that's fair though.

A one panel comic. Cartoon: a woman with big 80s hair is opening a door in her underwear to reveal Jason Voorhees. She is saying "Oh thank God. I just said to Jenny I'd rather die than write this essay."

Happy Halloween to all the terminal procrastinators out there.

Happy Halloween 🎃👻

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I'm begging you, politics: stop giving us the same assholes over and over again.

Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!

Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉

Big digital sketchbook page of various black and white drawings of dogs and cats and even a snake

here's the second batch of pets :V

Charlotte Gordon's Romantic Outlaws. It's a dual biography of Mary Wollstonecraft and Mary Shelley.

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on October 28, 1953.

CNBC headline: "Elon Musk’s AI-powered Wikipedia competitor goes live after a rocky launch". I've struck through "AI-powered" in red, and replaced it with "Wikipedia-powered"

Grokipedia attribution text: "The content is adapted from Wikipedia, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 License."

fixed that for you

Guy Excited About Party Studying Up On History Of Parties

Guy Excited About Party Studying Up On History Of Parties https://theonion.com/guy-excited-about-party-studying-up-on-history-of-parti-1819571895/

Spooky season painting No. 5: Blade