Sarah

If y’all ever want to get me a present, know that I have a very full cart at bookshop.org.

I’m in Philly for the week and the muscle memory of glaring down cars that are about to hit you as you walk in front of them is in TACT. 💅🏻

Made my new therapist laugh in our first session so the bar is set and I can look forward to chasing that high at every session following.

I am at the “cleaning the house feels like a fun treat” point of my to do list.

More bake-off tonight and learning that Iain is baller enough to land a lady who is a foot taller than him and attends a regular pole dancing class. Still rooting for Jessika, this drag king.

In January my optimistic ass set a goal to submit 50 times in 2025.

I just submitted #13. 🫠

GBBO really said, “and Jessika is a drag king by night.” AND LEFT IT THERE LIKE I DIDNT NEED TO SEE EVERY DRAG PERFORMANCE JESSIKA HAS DONE?!?

The internet used to be louder and nicer and honestly? Same.

Vulnerability is wearing a jumpsuit on your road trip so you have to be naked in every truck stop east of the Mississippi.

Yeesssss! I went to a work meeting in spring of 2023 and a youth told me my, “‘fit was immaculate.” And I simply ascended right then and there.

New favorite piece just dropped.

I'm obsessed with this new McSweeney's article.

My emotions are sore.

Thrilled to tell you that upon editing my recent post from 1300 words to 1200 words it is now 1420 words.

The company culture where I work is communication through osmosis and I am not porous enough for this to be effective.

PSA: If you see someone older than you and you like their outfit you’re legally required to tell them out loud. Preferably using cool slang as though they’ll understand you.

After working in customer service for over two decades I have finally been tipped in drugs. Past me would think this is very cool and present me is very square and very tired.

Mark as unread is not enough. I need a schedule send for texts.

I wrote about two things that give me the heebie jeebies: leeches and wellness influencers.

Most of My Personality Was Job Hunting time for a new personality.

I'm taking requests on what my new personality should hinge on: open.substack.com/pub/sarahgar...

Circles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective Employers LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.

@pointsincase.com published my daydreams about prospective employers I've met along the way. www.pointsincase.com/articles/cir...

Autocorrect thinks I think RFK Jr. is an add hat. 👒

Monica Lewinsky is my Roman Empire.

Right? Just let me eat my sample in peace.

A Costco employee told me it was warm enough that I didn’t need to be wearing a hat. Fun reminder that you never need to tell anyone what they should/should not wear.

The first ten minutes of Andor season 2 are almost exactly what it’s like to watch me fly anything in a video game.

Until my early thirties I though Truman Capote and Al Capone were the same person.

I was stuck in Detroit airport hotel twice in one week. My sister got stuck there a month later. I think it’s becoming more common for airlines to put profits over people 👎🏻.

The costumes in Andor are severely underrated. This wholeass show is award-worthy.

Brb, gonna cry at the season 1 finale of Andor.