John Ford

I'm shocked, shocked! to find that gambling is going on in here!

What exactly wasn’t “working,” Angus? Trump’s plummeting approval ratings? I huge shift in the latest election? That democrats were on the brink of hope? What wasn’t working?

It’s weird. It doesn’t feel like it should be this way. Feels like it ought to be kind of relaxing. But it’s not. Being sad is fucking exhausting.

What was that play call to end the half?

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was literally military policy for 15 years

The most exciting plays in sports:
Baseball - stealing home OR grand slam
Football - safety OR return TD
Basketball - posterizing dunk OR Dagger!
Ice hockey - short handed goal OR Fight!
Soccer - scoring a goal. That’s it. No or. Just put the ball in the goddamn net already. Please

“A small cohort of moderate senate democrats” just say John Fetterman okay?

Sure. But Harry Reid woulda kneecapped a guy for this

Who is he swearing in???

Why not just send checks straight to people?

You cannot catch the ball at its highest point. You can only catch the ball where it B is when it gets to you

They’re the Browns, basically. They won some championships back when FDR was president, but it’s been sucking and heartaches since.

I have loads of baseball pet peeves, but really only one football one. This is it: the receiver does not catch the ball “at its highest point.” Because its highest point is probably about 1/3 of the way between the QB and receiver. Please stop saying all manner of “high point” phrases.

MVTez!

So that Oregon dude throwing his towel at the receiver? That’s legit defense?

In related news, I was in my 20s before I realized Toccata and Fugue in D Minor was not called “The Brigantine Castle theme song.”

Is…is he crying? Because that is definitely my ugly crying drunk voice

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The soundtrack of a Philly tri-state area 70s/80s latchkey kid. I still wake up screaming sometimes.

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Jacksonville?

TLDR

TFW you’re at work but you forget you are the only one who can hear the music in your ear buds

I’ll take “shit bigots make up for $800,” Ken

But he could smell the onions and mustard!

Waiting for the inevitable expansion to ballplayers with at least five years experience

Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if he has, but just for the gas station frozen burritos

There are few things dumber in sport than setting off pyrotechnics in a dome

USF up 14-3 and hasn’t touched the ball on offense