Dan Hopper

Sometimes a staffer will take over Trump’s account and post a long, rambly screed against the “radical left” and his personal enemies, but this is Trump’s real voice: measured, generic ad copy with a link

One of the funniest conspiracy theories is that Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut but at the same time they were like "well he worked really hard on this, only fair to give it a wide release"

Best In Show is $5.99 to rent on Amazon right now, every other old movie is $3.99. Real question: are they doing Catherine O’Hara surge pricing?

Coffee addict ☕️ Dog Dad to Pepper and Willis 🐕 Nazi 🫡 Fluent in sarcasm 🗣️

My mom just visited for 5 days and season passed all three NBC Chicago shows

MELANIA wasn’t made for the critics or the coastal elites, it was made for the fans

Gonna become one of those voters who's obsessed with America not getting "pushed around." Swinging by Dunkin on my way to my job at RE/MAX in Boulder Colorado, just SEETHING mad that we're getting "pushed around" by Thailand

One small thing that stuck out to me about this excellent piece was the reminder that Trump claimed to win Minnesota three times, and how many weird forgotten lies he has that are just background noise. You’d feel stupid & cringey for getting mad about it, it’s just “yeah of course he said that”

(Holding up thousand-person checkout line) Do these have the Stay Open design for easy filling?

How DARE you the coach we're all mad about is giving his press conference RIGHT NOW

Signing into Bluesky, the Good Twitter, to read the latest on Bari Weiss 😎

Getting fired by Trump 2 is crazy. In Trump 1 we were getting people fired every other week for like mildly embarrassing him. In Trump 2 you’ve got official government accounts tweeting out “I’m da Nazi pedo baybee 😈” and nobody gets canned. Bovino really fucked it crazy style

Since we recorded this the Patriots have won 16 of 17 games and are back in the Super Bowl. I have to trick the two of you back onto Zoom so we can ritually sacrifice Danny Amendola and re-seal this evil we've unleashed

New England Patriots (with Josh Gondelman and Luke O'Neil) Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 09/30/2025 · 1h 15m

Listen to me and @joshgondelman.bsky.social on @danhopp.bsky.social's podcast earlier in the season talk about being America's two beloved Patriots fan sweethearts.

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(Sees trailer for Super Bowl commercial) HELL yeah, definitely tuning in now

i'm not the first or the last person to say it but it's funny that conservatives are caught flat-footed because they couldn't conceive of people in cities voluntarily coming together as an actual community who want to help and protect each other

People can point out that the Right technically favors open carry and opposes government imposition but their only principle for years has been “anyone remotely Left-coded deserves to be killed” and everything stems backwards from that

Everyone silently shuffling out right afterwards like when they all watch the first Poochie episode

Just watched Caught Stealing and can't believe the Pirates getting four-game-swept by the Giants in 1998 was an actual plot point. The strayest stray I've ever caught, like if The Bone Temple randomly showed Crosby get concussed at the Winter Classic

Last 80 posts: Any DERANGED LUNATIC caught "looking" at our brave ICE officers will be JAILED FOR LIFE!!!!! Time to reopen Alcatraz for these SCUM???

Today: Don't miss the new documentary from Amazon MGM Studios, "Melania," hailed as a "fresh, humanizing" portrait of our "mercurial" First Lady! 🍿

I am FAITHFUL to my CORE because Alan Cumming didn’t tap my shoulder that time

Yeah that sounds like him

(After 20 years of ridiculing snowflakes for needing "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings") A brave ICE officer was VIOLENTLY VERBALLY ASSAULTED today by MILITANT RADICALS calling him Mister Doo Doo Ass

I think that's the movie I've seen the single most times, not counting parts of comedies that were always on TV (Tommy Boy, Billy Madison)

Oscar Noms Based On Movies I Watched 200+ Times On HBO In The 90s

Actor: Carey Elwes, Men In Tights
Actress: Kathy Bates, The Late Shift
Sup. Actor: Bob Uecker, Major League 2
Sup. Actress: Katherine Heigl, Under Siege 2

Lifetime Achievement: Guy Who Played Dr. Charles Nichols in The Fugitive

The Academy has a chance to do right by Delroy Lindo after snubbing him for his role as Satchel Paige in the 1996 HBO film Soul Of The Game

Insurance company gassing you up to do stuff like you're trying to get your kids psyched to grind through their cousin's confirmation

I'm a consultant who comes up with stuff like renaming some healthcare bullshit "your personal health concierge." I make 45 million dollars a year and live in a converted north jersey wedding venue