Dan Hopper

That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is

There are multiple non-evil uses for transcription, translation, search, etc, but every commercial for some reason is "my daughter will use AI to write Santa a letter!"

honestly very funny to me that the primary actual use case for copilot is as a coding assistant, which strikes me as a very lucrative product with an enthusiastic user base, but microsoft is super thirsty for ..... this for whatever reason

obvious but It’s A Wonderful Life. Less obvious / Christmas adjacent Eyes Wide Shut?

Watching Blippi

A pessimistic-optimistic take I have is that perfect AI deepfakes won’t actually affect the discourse much. People are already willingly fooled by easily debunkable things, and the strategic framing & amplification of real stories/videos drives the vast majority of anger anyway

It's that time of the year in New York: the business near you that you've never seen anybody go into has put its Shen Yun calendar up.

The coach hyping up the Cheez-Its in the Cheez-It commercial has accepted the vacant job in Coastal Carolina, agreeing to a 10-year, $88 million deal with a $20 mil NIL commitment. It is "unlikely" he will stay on to get them to chant "CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE" before the Liberty Mutual Music City Bowl

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Me: (performs the entirety of Eddie Murphy: Raw)

Her: daddy funny!

The 2-year-old was DYING laughing at me going “HO HO HO” in the voice of the Santa from A Christmas Story. They don’t know anything, you can just steal the most famous bits of all time!!

Maybe wishful thinking but this has the vibes of something that resurfaces as a “Pats have been outscored 145-80 since the Robert Kraft Village People post”

screwball flag from Daffy Duck's ass, Duck Amuck (1953)

if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK

Adding "Trump Wins First-Ever FIFA Peace Prize" to the ongoing list of rejected Borowitz headlines turned real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

New Yorkers! If you're interested in coming to Comic Relief Live at Carnegie Hall next week, DM me, I can get you super-reasonable tickets. It's a really awesome lineup and all the money raised goes to children & families facing poverty

When you finally find your Airpods

Everybody's heard, about the Merv
Merv Merv Merv, Merv is the werv

My wife told me she has to watch a screener of "Merv" for work and I was like, why does "Merv" sound familiar?? Just remembered this

(Justifying why it's still ok to play Rock n Roll Part 2 at sporting events) Sometimes you have to separate the jock from the jam

Big day for sportswriters who exclusively report sports news 24/7 to do one tweet that’s like “Hot take: potatoes are elite”

When you think of sex crimes, think of Starbucks!!! (stopping them we mean!!)

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Home Alone 5 from “The Critic”

Stranger Things Season 5

Wasn’t that sold on AI til I saw that commercial where Pete Davidson talks to his Alexa and decides to continue being named “Pete”

“It’s not something you can teach… you just have to make a snap decision in the moment with your gut and never look back…” - Me deciding whether or not something is recyclable

Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally

Indianapolis Colts (with Megan Gailey and Tom Thakkar) Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 11/25/2025 · 1h 18m

A joyful episode today talking to Megan Gailey and Tom Thakkar about their beloved Indianapolis Colts, blacking out during the Super Bowl and flipping off a Chicago cop, ending friendships over a Peyton Manning choke-job, and Marvin Harrison sorta killing a guy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Love these leaks that always come out the year before a lockout. Steve Cohen showing up to the game wearing a barrel, telling press “uhh we actually are BAD STUPID businessmen”

Immaculate Grid ass wine