Dani

I was telling my class about my brother's nickname.
My student: My nickname at home is 'idiot'

#teachinglife

05.06.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump's 3/27/25 executive order regarding the Smithsonian

Not even 'gender ideology'? Full face off moment... Wondering how people like Blaire White and Caitlyn Jenner explain this one...

"Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me"

#leopardseatingfaces #fafo

28.03.2025 05:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: *Recommending the book Strega Nona to one of my students* And look, this book was written in 1975!

My student, completely genuine: Oh! The year you were born?

... I was born in 1995... XD

#teacher
#thirdgrade

27.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Student A (girl): "Ladies first!"

Student B (girl): "Not all the time!"

Student C (boy): 'Yeah, except in skydiving! Ladies can go first then!"

#teacherlife
#teachingisfunny

24.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my students, after accidently showing some belly when removing my top layer sweater: Ah! I saw your skin!

Me: Ah! It's almost like I am covered in it! Did you think I was skinless?

Her:... I don't know!

I love these hilarious interactions! XD

#teaching #teacherlife

06.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dec 5, 2024:
My love is the flakes of flames that fly from the burning of wish paper.

05.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dec 4, 24: My love is a drip from the faucet that my scrambled mind has filed under elevator music

#poetrychallenge
#personalchallenge
#onesentencepoems

04.12.2024 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As often as I can, I will be posting #onesentencepoems based on my personal, monthly themes

04.12.2024 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm doing a personal #poetrychallenge to practice #creativity this upcoming year. #2025newyearsresolution

04.12.2024 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My December #poetrychallenge for myself will be: 'My love is...'

04.12.2024 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0