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@emikk.bsky.social

I am a banana!

230 Followers  |  104 Following  |  139 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  1.8502

Latest posts by emikk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Macho bullshit turned up to 11.

06.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I was there, Gandalf...I was there, 3000 years ago..."

27.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Look at the ledges, look how they shine for you, and everything you do, and they were all yellow..."

18.11.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Alt-Right Playbook: Always a Bigger Fish
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios The Alt-Right Playbook: Always a Bigger Fish

www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzN...

from @innuendostudios.bsky.social

14.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lot of words just to say, "I'm a Nazi."

02.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug.

08.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the thing: they DON'T want to help Illinoisans, or anyone else. The cruelty and chaos is the point.

05.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep practicing, and keep listening to yourself because it takes time to get used to the sound of your own voice. You'll never stop cringing completely, but you will start to cringe less.

29.09.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really do live in an alternate reality.

20.09.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was one of the ones pushing right-wingers to violence! He absolutely got what he deserved.

11.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't "political" violence. This is removing a dangerous Nazi from our society. There's a big difference.

10.09.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Badger badger badger badger

09.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Bon appΓ©tit," but misspelled. Silly misspellings, like "bone apple teeth" and similar, are kind of a meme, so they might be going for that, or they might just be a moron.

01.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera ALT: a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera

ΒΏPor quΓ© no los dos?

01.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a momma dragon snuggling her babies. The caption reads, "You are home for the people you love. You matter."

A drawing of a momma dragon snuggling her babies. The caption reads, "You are home for the people you love. You matter."

27.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2711    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

It's always about "short-term gain, long-term loss." Currying favor with a wannabe dictator might benefit them in the short term, but is ultimately a losing strategy.

18.08.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids: "Mom, can we get Kate Upton?"
Mom: "We have Kate Upton at home."

27.07.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Baro will be in two places at the same time? OMG, Eternalism shenanigans!

24.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how [Noun]gate is the go-to terminology when naming scandals? Maybe we should start using [Noun]stein instead.

17.07.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Best Supporting Actress Emmys: Genevieve O’Reilly, Denise Gough, Adria Arjona, and Elizabeth Dulau

16.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

The DOJ says there’s no client list and Epstein wasn’t murdered, which means there’s DEFINITELY a client list and Epstein was murdered.

07.07.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10480    πŸ” 2261    πŸ’¬ 371    πŸ“Œ 124

"Fiscal Conservatives" haven't existed for at least the last 30 years, maybe longer. Anyone calling themselves a Fiscal Conservative is lying. And they will continue to lie about it because lying is all they ever do.

21.06.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a world where everyone owns the home they live in and no one owns a home they don't

19.06.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 700    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6
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Not sure why I’m posting this.

Perhaps it’s relevant πŸ€”

12.06.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3993    πŸ” 1152    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 49

The only people complaining about Bluesky are corporate media opinion columnists who have a 200,000 followers on X and 800 here.

β€œPlease go back to X!”

No, fuck you lol.

09.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15385    πŸ” 2240    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 90
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The original Celtic bards weren't just musicians, they were historians and lore masters, and I think one of the best examples of that in a VG is Kass from BotW.

08.06.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.

There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487

08.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15603    πŸ” 9070    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 336

Lee is such a sad sack of shit. Why do we have to be saddled with this embarrassment as our Senator?

06.06.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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