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Kris Dreemurr 🎡

@deceptivecadence.bsky.social

🍎 (by artemis.) (adult kris!) ic: https://taniamitsu.tumblr.com/

216 Followers  |  130 Following  |  1,434 Posts  |  Joined: 31.08.2025  |  1.5234

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There sure is. So, what's your story?

13.12.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another one...

11.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

( snickers before they withdraw their hand. )

11.12.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

( suddenly touches his hips out of nowhere. )

11.12.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you had to bail me out, rich girl.

11.12.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One time I scared Ralsei and he went, "I'm gonna throw up."

11.12.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They exist.

11.12.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

( they totally heard her. they're pretending they didn't to piss her off. )

A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time...

11.12.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

( they suddenly cup their own chest??? )

11.12.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah.

11.12.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How did I miss the pregnancy? That's nine months!

11.12.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boobies...

11.12.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Noelle just said "I had a kid once..."

I had no idea she had a kid.

11.12.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// you're going into the dangeroussy wet and untrained

11.12.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// our humor might not have graduated past the age of 14

11.12.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// the explanation is we are playing great god grove. and we're being silly about stuff inspekta says

11.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks man. Appreciate the support.
I raised it myself.

11.12.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
It's a picture of a rooster.

It's a picture of a rooster.

11.12.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you guys wanna see my cock

11.12.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh huh...

10.12.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been asking this for a while.

10.12.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// okay i'm glad! i wasn't sure, so i wanted to check HAHA. i try not to have my characters start fights for no reason

10.12.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, all you're saying is that the 90s was super gay.

10.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// oh sorry if that's what seemed to be happening! kris is playfully poking fun, they aren't actually aggravated at his behavior or upset with him. this is the younger version of their weird uncle after all HAHA

10.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saying you're not queer is bold talk for a man who looks like you.

10.12.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY NOTIFS

10.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No way Spamton is claiming he's a transvestigator

10.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You instead get kids to do work you can't do for yourself for them by going on about how you relate to them.

( they snort. )

10.12.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much.

10.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spamton is a terrible role model.

10.12.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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