— IO.

// greetings spamton boy

//

// good evening to all my mutuals rping characters from different media

( gripping the edge of the table )

normal. i’m so normal.

( he’s not sure if he’s scared or if he’s into this. maybe both. he swallows it all down. )

aha… r-right.

( maybe that’s why i’m kind of excited…? )

i really can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

“clapping” someone doesn’t mean killing them like a bug. is this your first day on earth.

?

YOU MADE IT SEXUAL FIRST, ASSHOLE

okay. first of all: you SWAT bugs to kill them. second of all. at least take me out to dinner first…

,

( he’s so shocked by the idea of corravan publicly coming onto him that he’s genuinely speechless for a few seconds. )

say that again?

it’s fat tiefling friday. clap now.

// i still need to make io’s carrd. fuuuuuck

but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.

never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.

… but you ARE impressed?

oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.

hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.

… uh-huh. should i ask? or will you threaten to kill me again

uhh… ( struggling. )

when you’re a she/they it’s like you are some sort of fair maiden but you also have some other stuff going on too. i think.

i got one talking to me right now

i se that the she/they’s enjoyed this one.

shared murderous desires bring us closer together.

what’s a bit of killing each other between friends, eh?

that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.

temp pinned. penned by richie

it’s actually funniest if it’s you doing it.

yeah. that’s the funny part.

please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.