KyleneCleverName

Since the Padres are out our only source of joy is the dodgers losing

When I went to Alaska with my in laws I made matching sweatshirts that said GEORGE on them. Now my family is going to Hawaii and my mom wants something similar but our last name is Cummings…. Like. How do I get around this

Looool

Calendar says the theme of toddler story time is “mosquito protection with vector control”

Dang, sorry we missed Story Time yesterday

Juno too! Plus shots for traveling to Mexico. Pray for us 🙏

A long time ago a coworker got stuck doing a shitty task and she said to me “I can do anything for 30 minutes” and I’ve really applied that to like… my whole life. Very effective

INSANE!!!!

Honest to god my bucket list item is to be at a restaurant when one of these explosive fights erupts.

I think Bronwyn looks good! And I looooove her bob.

Love the leopard and the accessories for sure. Britni’s fuck-ass extensions, however, can go.

Heather remains a 🐍 and not in the fun way. It’s in the Kyle Richards way.

Yes but I hate the red hair

I’m just catching up!! I like Bronwyn and I stand on that! I used to love Lisa too but ugh, she’s too much this season

This is correct. Hurricane lanterns

Daaaayummm. Nanners gets them for his vet visits and they knock him out. He get highly anxious and feisty. Like his mama 💅

Can you ask them for a gabapentin. For him or for you.

Thank you!

Can you shoot me the link?

Ooo thank you this is helpful. I know the shuttle from the airport to the hotel has one but I’m like, what if we want to go somewhere not walkable? I’ll check it out! Thank you!

This is probably a dumb question, but we are going to Hawaii in December. Do we bring Juno’s car seat? Obviously we would need it for Ubers but I’m wondering if we would even use an Uber? Like how do you attach and detach it for every Uber?

Why are people dunking their heads in ice water

Omg we almost watched that last night!!!! We watched an Irish one instead that was pretty creepy but I didn’t get a lot of it because it of the folklore. Anyway tonight we’re watching ~ Insidious ~ (my first time!)

I was lamenting the fact I had no sweet treat when I remembered I had Trader Joe’s pumpkin streusel muffins left over from my brunch! Heated up with a little butter… oooo baby… pumpkin streusel cake.

I’m sitting here trying to figure out what a butt of sugar is lol

Well the lady I don’t like on Breaking Points is wearing my blazer and also I did a good job in my meeting this morning. so you’re caught up.

I’ll just text them to you instead!

No this is what marriage is for!!!

Idk he’s clickety clacking on this keyboard and pointing to his headphones. Probably watching baseball

It’s very annoying that we both work from home but my husband doesn’t have time for all my little visits to his office to chat about every little thing that pops in my head.

The definition of insanity is getting my child dressed and then feeding her lunch only for her to obliterate her outfit. Every damn day, Kylene. Learn the lesson!!