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“𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡.” 🔞 🪦🕊️
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Before actually sleeping I'm dropping this since I'm still proud of this silly little project I made last year 😩
𝘈𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵, 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.
05.12.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.
05.12.2025 06:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯.
“Should've brought a bottle of russian vodka with me... Fuck it.”
𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦.
𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 1996 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.
05.12.2025 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 & 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦s 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘓𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮'𝘴 (𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬) 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨.
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“I swear if I find that bitch next to me when I wake up...”
𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳...
𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦, 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘦.
05.12.2025 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩.
05.12.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Too bad, I 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩 that you tell me who is bothering you, Richie.”
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨...
“I think she's gone.”
05.12.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hmm? I just might help you with that bullying issue..
Tell me more about it.”
“It's... it's okay, I don't care.”
𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.
“What? I was talking to a weeb, nerd and geek all this time? Haha!”
𝘈 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴.
“Poor little thing you are. Good thing you're taking care of someone like me,
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𝘓𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
“..Really? Who hurt you?”
𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯.
𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥, 𝘯𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨.
“Mhhyeye..”
𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴.
“Thanks, Richie. I owe you my life.”
𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦.
“Pleeeaasseee
I beg you..”
𝘓𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨.
“UGH- YES-”
“YOU GOT ANYTHING?! PLEASE!”
05.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I'M STARVING HERE!!! I NEED FOOD OR I'LL HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!”
05.12.2025 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“Shit I'm hungry again. Should have brought a snack..”
05.12.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Eyes? Only if one or more is missing. Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Ear? Yeah. Mindfuck.”
05.12.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Hands? Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Lips? Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Booty? Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Feet? Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Thighs? Yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Bazongas hell fucking yeah.”
05.12.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥.
“I GOT YOU, HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT AINT THE ONLY GIFT THOUGH!”
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No high amounts of it when that annoying ass headache comes
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