Lean Lefty

It's Elon broken penis

Bible maxing

I LOVE when all the worst humans on earth fight

I haven't picked up a phone call from a number that's not in my contacts for at least 2 years now. I don't care if you're the pope I'm not picking up

Yeah but we have studio Ghibli styled porn now

Conservatives cutting pediatric cancer research findings is really funny because how are they going to fuck kids if the kids are dead?

Doesn't matter which direction you look, Pedocon theory remains as extensively proven as the theory of gravity

Trump's not a pedophile! He just likes to have hours long conversations with minors in the privacy of Jeffery Epstein's home. He was probably giving her financial tips

It's all amazing! But as someone who can't paint for shit, I'm immensely impressed by his oil paintings

Just picked up the exact book for $10 over the weekend. Flipping though it has been a worthwhile experience. Can't wait to sit down and actually read it

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

To NYT if you're not a former CEO you're never qualified

This early? You freezing?

Asked ChatGPT if Trump was a pedophile and the robots are playing cover for the diddler and chief

My plan for billionaire extinction. Everything over 999 million in wealth gets taken to pay down our national debt or they get deported to South Sudan or something. They won't starve with a few hundred million but they may not have yachts anymore

According to the framing of the headline, shame on that teenage girl for soliciting sex from an elected official grown man. She should have known better. This is why I have very little respect for most journalists

Ahhh, another fine example of Pedocon theory

I love sci-fi literature but I think I'll skip this one

Well you see, all the illegals are actually millionaires but they're also stealing your SNAP and Social Security while also eating cats and dogs while also not working but they steal your job. What is there not to understand?

Thank you Mr. Pedophile for your commitment to this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Fox News right now: "Pedophilia, is it really that bad"?

Megyn Kelly is 50% of the way there

Happy birthday!

Just found a guy on here posting the most obvious AI slop paintings and fucking boomers in the comments praising the "brush strokes". I really want to be hopeful and say it's just bots talking to bots

Waiting for the inevitable Truth Social post where Trump admits to raping children and says it's normal and that everyone does it and if you don't you're just fake news

I live outside of Chicago and not a SINGLE day goes by when I don't see one of these wretched things. I usually see 2-3 on my commute each day

They didn't get bullied enough in high school. They're itching for some more

Fact checked this because I was under the impression they had oil nationalized, but I was wrong. Even ExxonMobil operates there. We gotta tax these corporations way more

posting photos of the aurora is ableist against people who live in boring parts of the planet