Femdom Earle

Rereading The Sick Rose and suspecting that @realgdt.bsky.social owns and possibly consults a copy.

Sitting in bed watching historical sewing videos with my baby daughter, feeding her yogurt melts, watching her learn to pass a small and light object from hand to hand, living a life that feels indescribably special.

Do not! Entangle me! In mean girl bullshit! 66% of my big three is in Virgo and it doesn't have to be your problem but it can be!!!

THROW THEM

a feast :3

When will someone buy me the Moschino corgi bag

Baby just tickled me, licked my knee, and then puked a tiny bit in my lap. 11/10, I fucking love being a mom

I love it so much when people are excited about a nice thing

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

@violagrl09.bsky.social noticed you didn't tag me in this one 💔

😜

Someone else noticed that Mia Goth as Claire Frankenstein looks like Cole Escola and I feel so validated

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.

Have you considered having a spine, perhaps in combination with a functioning moral compass?

I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.

In this moment I'm bummed out that Michael Shannon is huge

just turned the corner to find my one year old daughter holding an entire hotdog

Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shart Law. You're gonna poop your pants.

I thought I had just about mastered not belching openly in public and then I had a baby and spent 9 months at home praising and encouraging my child's eructations. Now that I'm back at work I must retrain myself for polite society.

You have my attention

Worth repeating: in Wunmi Mosaku's last scene in the movie Sinners, she is the most beautiful any woman has ever been on film.

I can’t believe something good happened

I just offered my boob to my kid and she latched for 1 second then laughed at me

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car

EXTRA INNINGS GAME 7

I realize I’m a little late for this commentary but dressing as the headless body of a victim of domestic violence and spousal murder is not cute, edgy, or funny.

😍😍😍

I think there was a recent study about how much brain damage is caused by erotic and autoerotic asphyxiation

Zillow gone wild?

I’m aware that I’m a snob but it does bum me out that our local large opera company went from an iconic Ring twelve seasons ago to G&S this season. The only improvement is the frequency of new works.

tummy feels bad. gorgeous gorgeous girl confirmed

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Imagine a pomander in a gas mask