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squidward from spongebob squarepants says it 's beautiful Alt: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, weeping and saying, "It's beautiful"

Truly a masterpiece. You've out Onioned yourselves!

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles.

are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?

trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL

fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now

FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?

NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.

This game is so long my first inning gummy wore off SMH

A French bulldog napping on a circular cat's scratching pad that's just a wee bit too small.

Kath and Kim looking at a garment saying, "It's nice. It's different. It's unusual."

Out of office message blaming Democrats for shutdown

Workers at the Department of Education tell me their out of office messages were changed without their consent or knowledge to blame Democrats for the shutdown.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Demolition Man Three Seashells GIF Alt: Sylvester Stallone in Demolition man, being laughed at for not knowing how to use the three seashells.

Me looking at the State jobs portal

everyone should legitimately be done forever with @gavinnewsom.bsky.social if he doesn't sign SB79. people took massive risks to get this through, YIMBY groups scraped together a coalition that could get through both chambers, if he fucking bails out now he's worthless.

At event in DC, Sen. Chris Van Hollen keeps it going with Hakeem
Jeffries over not endorsing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: if you can’t back the kind of campaign he ran, “don’t ask those young people to show up for other Democrats across the country — that’s the message that will be sent.”

I know we're desensitized, but it's important to note, again, that today's events would have led to the immediate impeachment & removal of any president from at least Truman to at least Obama. We're hundreds of miles on the interstate past Richard Nixon's high school prank-level crimes compared to 👇

This is what the internet was meant for

Interesting to think of all the college kids, professors, & activists over last couple years who were smeared, doxed, arrested, expelled, fired, threatened w/ deportation over calling what Israel was doing a genocide....

& now half of US agrees & UNGA is basically empty in protest of Netanyahu

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Pro tip: do not take medical advice from the guy who wanted you to inject bleach for COVID

-an actual MD

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

The label of a drug is close to a sacrosanct document. It represents the trust between the government and the user of the drug that the drug is safe and effective and that all risks and benefits are accurately outlined. Changing it to suit a political agenda is imo an earthshaking matter

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

Please do not take medical advice from these people, and give your child with a fever Tylenol

Does Anybody Care This Is the Worst Bribery Scandal Since Teapot Dome? The UAE put $2 billion into World Liberty Financial, then got export restrictions lifted on AI chips. Nothing to see here, move along.

If you’re wondering why the oligarchs propping up a regime would put so much effort into dividing citizens into a zero-sum set of factions, their freedom to engage in rank corruption and profiteering just might have something to do with it.

newrepublic.com/article/2005...

RFK Jr.’s Approval Takes Huge Hit After Embarrassing Hearings The HHS secretary’s calamitous Senate hearing made the American people like him less.

the american people do NOT like what they are seeing

~40% of Hepatitis B infections are caught in childhood. It is contagious enough that it can be spread just from sharing common household objects.

The chance of chronic infection (ie does not clear, and is associated with high rates of liver failure and cancer) ranges from 50%-90% in this age group.

Texas Congressman Says Trans People Need To Be Taken ‘Off The Streets’ After Charlie Kirk Shooting The killing of right wing activist and influencer Charlie Kirk has prompted...

We now have a MAGA congressman using Charlie Kirk to call for taking trans people "off the streets," putting them into institutions, and banning them from the internet.
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