Luna!

An HP LaserJet P3015 printer sitting on a wooden desk with a sticky note that reads "STILL WORKS" placed on the front. Papers are strewn about on the table and on top of the printer.

This is peak printer.

It will outlive your grandchildren. It will survive an atomic blast. They still make toner for it over 15 years after release. Why do you need to print in color, anyways?

Screenshot of Solid Snake and Otacon doing a cool handshake from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

couples costume idea

the knight from the video game Hollow Knight. he's a little guy with a white head and a cape and a little nail

Hornet from Hollow Knight and Silksong. She's a little guy with a white head and a cape and a little nail

8 years HRT

KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to TALKING HEADS green text on red background, with a screaming David Byrne on the right side

I relearned middle school level Photoshop and all I made was this lousy bumper sticker

DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day

do magnemites dream of electric mareep?

Just fucking use HTML Stop reinventing the wheel. The web was doing just fine before your bloated frameworks crawled out of the sewer.

Just fucking use HTML

https://justfuckingusehtml.com/

I will contribute it to a museum if they ask.

my legacy

16th US president Abraham Lincoln lighting a Confederate flag ablaze with his laser vision on a union army blue background

happy birthday to my son, Laserham Lincoln.

Created August 30th, 2024 in a crappy Photoshop clone on my phone. My magnum opus, truly.

subarudyke • t4t

I'm also pretty active over on T4T these days. It's a pretty cool app if you're trans and weird like me.

t4t.social/@subarudyke

art of a mermaid with fair skin, a red tail with massive fin, dark wavy hair, and a jolly roger tube top perched upon rocks by the sea. A sabre pokes out of the rocks, while light peaks through the clouds in the background. There is a 7 at the top of the card and at the bottom there is text that reads "FREEDOM" with the subtitle "Independence, self-determination". This is presumably from a tarot deck, but I forget where I found this image.

my pronouns are she but not her because I'll never be her </3

The cover for the album "In The Grass" by Splendora. Featuring a bright orange background, a woman's face from the eyes up, green leaves, and "Splendora" in a lavender color and curly styled typeface.

album of the week: Splendora - In The Grass. Kinda grungy, very queer. This band also did the theme song (and a couple others) for the show Daria, but this album came first. It's a great album cover to cover, if you're into the sound and vibe.

A stock photo of a silver Logitech Marble Mouse trackball with a red ball, all on a white background.

I've recently switched to a trackball at work and honestly I don't think I'll ever go back. If this thing had a scroll wheel it would be perfect.

I have a different Logitech mouse at home with the infinite weighted scroll wheel and that's literally all one of these needs.

a yellow and gold DB-25 female-to-female mini gender changer placed on top of the bottom of a silver laptop

if only it were that easy

The grim reaper at a claw machine of souls, pulling out another person. He exclaims: "Ozzy Osbourne? Is Dick Cheney even in this thing?!"

The cover of David Byrne's album "Uh-Oh", which depicts a crudely drawn white dog on a throne in heaven surrounded by praying angels with a golden complexion. The text reads "David Byrne" on top in a medieval-esque script and "Uh-Oh" on bottom in a modern sans-serif font.

"I got that dog in me"

the dog in question:

A Cisco 7940 desk telephone sitting on a wooden desk.

"mom, I need you to come pick me up from school, I threw up after running the mile"

A Cisco 7940 desk telephone sitting on a wooden desk.

"mom, I need you to come pick me up from school, I threw up after running the mile"

Printed stickers will likely bear a small watermark, like seen below (not married to the font tho)

I'm finally getting around to this dumb thing I left on the back burner - would anyone be interested in stickers if I got them made? 3" wide, perfect for petty vandalism. Was thinking $2-3 each plus $1 for snail mail per order. If this is a thing that you want on your things, lmk!

cars can smell paychecks

🏳️‍⚧️ !!!!!!

Tonight at 8 PM I am featuring on a FREE comedy show put on by Uptown Comedy in #ButteAmerica at the beautiful Covellite Theatre with the very funny Alycia Travis and Paul Rowley, hosted by KANE! Check it out if you're around!

Moreso looking to have tangible merch for shows. A RedBubble store in the future might be a necessary evil.

need to get a bunch of stickers (3 designs, 2.5-3", ~50 of each) printed for my next big comedy adventure. who's that magical intersection of good, fast, and cheap?

No StickerMule, obviously.

Roombas are digital horseshoe crabs.

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" implies that Georgia is lower than Hell.

Your sound card works perfectly!
#GilbertGottfried