this is a bummer because Iβm about to read a bunch of devastating puns using my last name
27.10.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@leilajordan.bsky.social
writer (ancient cuneiform) sentences at the la times, indiewire, av club, paste, fox, the wrap, gold derby. "a propagandist, a tremendous hater, and a tiresome nag"
this is a bummer because Iβm about to read a bunch of devastating puns using my last name
27.10.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0forgot to post this but I made my ankler debut interviewing junior paramount employees about their experiences as the boots on the ground workers in the wake of a mega merger and massive layoffs. theankler.com/p/the-paramo...
14.10.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I too have seen one battle after another and while it is not the next great american epic or on the same level of other pta films like some have been saying, itβs a very good movie with a fascinating message about contemporary politics and what we lose in our pursuit of revolution. also funny!
17.09.2025 01:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the worldβs #1 Emmyβs enjoyer has logged on. and Iβm back at paste for the fifth(!) year recounting hollywoodβs biggest night. read my recap of last nightβs mixed bag show here: www.pastemagazine.com/tv/emmys/emm...
15.09.2025 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was so great, the musicians were amazing and I love the exhibit !
14.09.2025 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnβt realize you were there, I was also at the press preview!
12.09.2025 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yesterday larry ellison became the richest man in the world and today it comes out his sonβs new media conglomerate is trying to buy warner bros. capitalism is so predictable
12.09.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0max richter oscar nom finally happening this year for hamnet Iβm putting all my chips in right now
07.09.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0absolutely sheβs very fun live !! (I also love the largo)
21.08.2025 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my heart did break a little when I watched the trailer and realized that they put a giant mask on lee pace
28.07.2025 15:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0as I gen z person I will say that I do this but only when getting spam calls to get around the AI/stop them from continuing to call (and it works!)
15.07.2025 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0also, I will be donating a portion of my pay from this article to RAINN
24.06.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I spoke to the filmmakers behind Gore, one of the highest profile films never released, to learn the story behind the cancelled Netflix film. This is an article three years in the making for me, read it here: www.indiewire.com/features/int...
24.06.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I ranked alex garlandβs films which had the easiest pick for number 1 www.pastemagazine.com/movies/alex-...
17.06.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have an article I started working on almost 3 years ago coming out later this week and I start a job at my dream organization to work for next week !!! life is going crazy time !!!
17.06.2025 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm pretty knowledgeable about the online famous but like.,., who are these people
14.05.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just received the most insane pr email subject line of my life
14.05.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0predicting now the nominees for best podcast at the golden globes will be: celebrity vanity project, film history pod, important journalism, comedy pod that has 2 and half controversial episodes, and joe rogan
07.05.2025 23:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I interviewed brett goldstein for the LA Times and talked puppets, the LA comedy scene, and his eventual retirement gig www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
25.04.2025 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm back in the LA times, this time talking to comedian morgan jay. you can read it here ! www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
09.04.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anywho here are my title suggestions: before you see me, now you foresee me, now you see me: before Iβm gone, now you see me: fortunate souls, now you see me: 4 my next trick
01.04.2025 19:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0making cinema con the week of april foolβs day was a very funny and evil move. I had to withhold my excitement about now you see me 4 so I wouldnβt feel duped
01.04.2025 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've written a fair amount about amazon/prime video. in my opinion there have been three phases: origins/prestige tv era, mass content manufacturing/ip buying, and now the third. my guess? investing in legacy orgs (nfl,mgm) and strategies (ad-supported tv) to attempt an old school studio structure
27.03.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0jennifer salke stepping down + getting full control of james bond is revealing some really facinating inner workings at amazon mgm. especially with legacy titles like the boys and bosch ending, they're seemingly phasing into their third content startegy since its inception
27.03.2025 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my go-to answer when people have asked what my dream job is has been "vanity fair writer in the 90s" for like 3 years now. I can't even watch sex and the city because carrie's rates depress me so much ($4 a word!)
17.03.2025 22:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anywho I'm too busy with another story to try and pitch this around rn but if anyone wants to pay me to write 1000 words on this let me know lmao. it would be called "severance has lost the (B) plot" and would be passionately read by 54 people probably
17.03.2025 22:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0episodes like chikhai bardo feel much stronger when they're anomalies. having two episodes back-to-back that are singularly plotted dims the magic and also makes the audience feel like the wheels are spinning too much. b/c plots also have development, they're not just moments or set up
17.03.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the big issue I have with severence and a lot of other streaming shows (esp marvel shows) is they have no ability to maintain a b- or c-plot. last few episodes really confirmed this. think about how much happens on a procedural vs. the last two severence eps. everything is a-plot loaded
17.03.2025 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0also uhhh don't forget they're being sued for gender discrimination. when I worked there the LA office had 120 ppl and less than 20 were women/not men
12.03.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I used to work at niantic and while they let me do pretty advanced stuff for being a random 19 yr old it also uhh made me never want to work in video games again. after laying off their entire LA office a few years ago, this is just another blow
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