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So valid

To whomst may I direct my complaint about it snowing again?

Got to perform in Calgary tonight. 🕺🏾

Same, if in a mad scientist kind of way

Right 👴🏼

I mean honestly she did have banned Redditor energy

I was gonna go to Wil’s after dinner but there was nowhere to sit and my legs were tired 😔

Lmaooooo

Was wearing my lil dangly earrings and singing along to “Training Season” by Dua Lipa as it played on the PA in the Jewel in ANDERSONVILLE but it did not deter this random woman from shooting her shot at me just now 💅

Truly was!

Says you!!!!!

Oh hey that’s my name!

Oh nice, the full range of Slavic emotions

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

J/k I took myself out to dinner and am gonna grab a bottle of wine and catch up on drag race after

Me, while @iamtravieaustin.bsky.social is across the sea* in a foreign land** fighting in the war***

*Lake Michigan
**Canada
***performing in a Broadway revue

It’s always good to connect with fellow faithfuls!

Making the sacred pilgrimage to the bedroom to deliver a single kernel of popcorn I dropped on the floor to the sleeping dog, who does not fully awaken from her slumber but accepts my tribute

Happy birthday! 🥳

“We only play together” couple on Grindr

Anyways, got an hour of lifting and 30 mins of cardio done before 10am on a Saturday. Please clap!

Me in the leg press while the woman on the treadmill across the aisle stares down my boochie

Bluesky dot com is my only social media 😔

My mental image of myself is a used-car-lot inflatable man doing squats

As a 6’7” man, I feel like such a spectacle when doing squats at the gym

So fluffy!

Sounds like a good reason for a Chicago trip

Got the chills from a bonelord 😔