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Sylvia Greenwich

@sylviagreenwich.bsky.social

Teacher. Writer. Harbinger of doom. She/They. Please read my pinned tweet for more info.

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This bud's for you.

21.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

We have always been at war with Venezuelan…er, East Asia.

23.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad I’m not the only one doing that last one!

22.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
actuallychloehayes
β€Ί millennials 20h
serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with
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was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all.
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actuallychloehayes β€Ί millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

21.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10272    πŸ” 2308    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 683
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean
Costa Rica
Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water.
We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old).
We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods.
We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.
You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats.
This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living
Message me directly or comment below

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

21.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1564    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, if we get the knotting part of the review, I might stick around. ;-)

21.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I am HERE for that! Lol!

21.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "disgraced financier"??? As if THAT'S what Epstein is best known for? NYT still doing the work of the oligarch class, I see.

19.11.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, they just really good friends, okay? πŸ™ƒ

19.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feed cleanser.

18.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10
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A dog's love

17.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 25

As you know, a friend of ours was prescribed them by his doctor, and he ended up with crushing anxiety and depression that did not go away even months after having gone off them. His online research suggested there were thousands of other people just like him out there.

18.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pennies Are Trash Now The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.

@lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social @tbtl.net A very knowledgeable reporter offers a very funny report on the fate of all our pennies: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

17.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a great read! Thanks for sharing!

17.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Pre-sad" is excellent! I like that!

17.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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too real lol

16.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8656    πŸ” 3107    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 142
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

12.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8416    πŸ” 2757    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

Speaking as a college-educated woman myself, I'm happy to say that: (a) I absolutely can take care of myself; (b) I don't need my husband, but I'm glad I have him; and (c) we like to take care of each other. I think (c) is the important part, and OP ain't gettin' it.

14.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As I've noted here and elsewhere before: It took a supernatural power, the fallen Lucifer, God's former most favored angel, to tempt Eve to eat the apple. It took an ordinary human woman (Eve) to tempt Adam. Which should submit to the other, I wonder? (The actual answer is neither, of course.)

14.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
r/boston
u/migrational_coconut β€’ 1d
Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles
Salamanders
Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too.

r/boston u/migrational_coconut β€’ 1d Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles Salamanders Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too.

Joe's Crazzy Critters β€’ Follow
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Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston.
With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters

Joe's Crazzy Critters β€’ Follow 1d β€’ Q ... Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston. With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters

New England Wildlife Center & β€’ Follow β€’..
5h β€’
Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ?
Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover.
Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild.
The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call!
Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet

New England Wildlife Center & β€’ Follow β€’.. 5h β€’ Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ? Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover. Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild. The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call! Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet

baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand

baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

14.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2240    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 58
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strong

13.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 733    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 17

Have you been watching "Murder at Evensong" on Acorn? Your comment reminded me of it because it's def. not an affluent community. I think you'd enjoy it a great deal!

13.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tell Congress to Fund Libraries in FY26! The 43-day federal government shutdown – the longest in history – has now ended. Congress must now turn to finalizing a full Fiscal Year (FY) 2026 budget. An...

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13.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re running our annual food drive to help local orgs. The vets group I work with just restarted their food insecurity program, too. It’s going to be a long, hard winter for so many folks.

13.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as we skip the neon half-shirt phase, I’m down with this idea! πŸ˜‚

13.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is some serious β€œAngel of the Hearth” BS. We’re one yellow-wallpapered room away from asylums for hysterical women.

13.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we’ve arrived at that age when much of our understanding of the world grows increasingly obsolete.

13.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am too! And while prices in Canada did not change noticeably after they stopped minting their pennies, something tells me certain retailers in the US will happily use it as yet another lame excuse for price-gouging.

12.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These raccoons are on a top secret mission πŸ˜ŽπŸ’™πŸ˜Ž

12.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

The way people like this project their misery onto some non-existent "standard" (in this case, biblical) just to rationalize how unhappy they are will never not blow my mind. You do you, I guess, sis, but man, I'm so glad not to be you.

12.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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