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Where shallow thoughts sometimes swim to the deep end. Find me on Medium: www.medium/.com@theaccidentalphilosopher

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I hope he speaks his whole show in Spanish just to piss MAGA off.

08.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet kitteh. Sending πŸ’›.

08.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Victoria Xavier | Fitness on Instagram: "@sheriff_jupiter πŸ¦›" 510K likes, 5,032 comments - victoria_has_gains on January 30, 2026: "@sheriff_jupiter πŸ¦›".

Who can relate? www.instagram.com/reels/DUJIbF...

#exercise #dogs #gym

08.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

08.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawd, I love gnocchi! Last year my wife and I went on a cooking tour in Italian Switzerland, and one chef made gnocchi from scratch. When I took a bite, my taste buds threw a full-blown Italian weddingβ€”music, dancing, and distant relatives I didn’t even know I had.

07.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I was his type.

07.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obama in a tan suit looks better any day of the week than Orange Pile 'O Poo in a blue suit with red power tie.

07.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kitteh sez "nah."

07.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you think Kid Rock will bring extra teeth to the #TurningPointUSA halftime show so the audience can eat their pork rinds?

07.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Thicc Chick does not fetch. The Thicc Chick receives.

07.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like me after a big dinner with my head in the pantry. β€œWe got anything to eat?”

06.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Brit friend invtied me over one night & served Yorkshire Pudding. I fell in love. Not with himβ€”the pudding.

06.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Javi looks like he’s ready for business…and belly rubs.

06.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sherlock Bones solves another one!

05.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So happy Strawberrie is in good health so she can resume her movie career!

05.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't have to imagine it. It's in our faces every single freaking day.

05.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My son’s rural FedEx routes come with some great perks β€” like meeting this adorable pit bull puppy yesterday. 🐢

Look at that face… 100% derpy gooboi energy. #dogsofbluesky

05.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do I sniff guilt?

05.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s waiting for a ribeye.

05.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just solar charging.

04.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, I am a child trapped in a grown-up body.

04.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boop!

04.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spring calledβ€”your tulips answered! πŸŒ·β˜€οΈ Loving the sunshine vibes from Phoenix. Fellow sun and gardening lover over here in Texas.

04.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! This is the stuff that makes hearts do backflips. You’ve taken street scrappers and turned them into superstar snuggle machines! Thank you for every meal, checkup, and cuddleβ€”they’re lucky to have you, and we’re lucky to see their glow-up!

04.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why We’re Not Getting Another Dog No matter what Facebook says

Why we’re NOT getting another dogβ€”10 brutally honest reasonsβ€”despite the love & laughs they've given us over the years.

The piece is paywalled, but if you’ve ever loved a dog, it’s worth it: πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡

medium.com/crows-feet/w...

#Dogs #LifeLessons

04.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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