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The correct answer for every category is Sean Zawadski but go off I guess.

Gyasi Zardes

I rapped just like this for 10:56 seconds one time but this is pretty good too I guess.

YouTube video by HOT 97 BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLES ON FLEX | #FREESTYLE087

Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.

Went to a minor league hockey game, I must’ve been 5 or 6 yrs old with my older siblings. First sport event live! Exciting! Older bro hit a player with a rubber band in the face during the anthem. We got kicked out before puck dropped and he almost got arrested.

Maybe this Russell Martin guy ends up being a crappy coach. Who knows! Not me. But I’m willing to give him a shot, and I’m glad an actual search was conducted instead of calling the same ol good ol boys from the in MLS circle.

People who think that because a coach failed in the EPL, and one of the 2 biggest clubs in the SPL, he therefore can’t succeed in Columbus, might not have the greatest reasoning skills in the world. #crew96

Columbus Crew offseason (so far)

❌Head coach
🇺🇸GK Evan Bush re-signed (78 years old)
🇫🇷CB Rudy Camacho re-signed (63 years old)
❓buhhh
❓❓❓uhhhhhh

All after losing Cucho last winter and not replacing til summer, club legend Darlington Nagbe retiring, and Wilfred Nancy leaving.

Yup. Some podcasts have been asking why a historically great team isn’t “breaking thru” with the public. That’s def a factor. And their generational stars’ highlight package is 3 hrs of midrange jumpers and bull bird whistle hunting. I hate em.

Turdins. Mr Turd. The turd rat dog. May he RIP.

A Threads post by jlangd reading “Straight up, let's get this out right now: Taylor's not changing her name. Do NOT call her Taylor Kelce Do NOT call her Mrs. Kelce. DO NOT call her Mrs. Travis Kelce. She. Is. TAYLOR. SWIFT. She has worked her ASS off to make HER name in show business. Do not belittle her.” with a reply from dril reading “she is changing her name to "jared folgel". it was on the news”

Snort laughed at work

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

Movie review show

Movie review show

While watching On Cinema. The one that stands out is a recent season, when it’s revealed that Axiom has possibly lost both eyes after a car accident, and an enormous bandage is wrapped around the top of his head. Literally fell out of my chair.

I keep thinking about this and laughing. It’s so incredibly stupid and good.

Hi – this is Rahul from the Calcutta bureau. For the sake of urgency and transparency, I thought it was best to append this note to the draft in question. And of course, for safety's sake, PLEASE do not publish this post without first removing this attachment. I have some concerns regarding the author of this draft, Tim from the Vancouver bureau. Jon has made it clear that all sports-related Bluesky posts are strictly the domain of the Calcutta and Chicago offices. Together, our teams have put in a great deal of effort to ensure that we can provide round-the-clock sports posts on the jonbois.bluesky.social account that capture Jon's voice, editorial direction, and creative vision. Jon has made a significant investment in the form of these teams, and he expects a high-quality and cohesive product in return. At 10 p.m. Calcutta time, I was alerted by the Chicago office that Tim – who is strictly limited to authoring "went to the store" posts – submitted a draft about the Knicks game in progress, which, of course, would fall under the purview of their office. Having reviewed the draft, I am sorry to conclude that not only is Tim overstepping his boundaries, he lacks any understanding of form. "New York Knocks" is a poor attempt at Jon's finely-tuned style of shitposting, and his inability to grasp this style is betrayed by his decision to place "truly" within quotation marks. It's quite possible that Tim was in fact trying to riff earnestly without any sense of self-awareness. Further, his baffling decision to punctuate the post reflects a complete disregard for Jon's Bluesky style guide.  Tim is out of his depth. We have flagged this multiple times. His editor at the Vancouver desk has attempted to coach him multiple times. Posts beyond "went to the store" simply fall outside of his core competencies. I understand that Jon prefers not to interfere with edit/personnel decisions, but I believe we need to escalate matters. Rahul

the new york knicks should instead be called the "new york knocks" since they are "truly" knocking on the door of an nba championship.

Miguel Berry looked like he was going to be a star for a month or 2 in 2021.

Sources: Columbus Crew acquire Ibrahim Aliyu from the Houston Dynamo.

Aliyu, 23, scored 6 goals last year.

Good for both sides. Aliyu gets change of scenery, adds to options for Crew. Houston get some GAM.

Yeah, it’s Ibrahim Aliyu from Houston.

Hey #crew96 fans, there will be some news on a signing. Applebees waitress said so. Unclear if it gets announced today or tomorrow. Not a major one or anything, but a guy is coming. A forward from within the league.

...I thought Wilfred Nancy was going to cook with him...😞😩

Hard to explain, but the post below has the same energy DC United has operated with for the past 5 years or so.

I know OKC is incredible but the degree they have the rest of the conference shook is pretty wild...?!??

The bit is good

I follow the NBA almost exclusively by listening/watching No Dunks. There remains a massive ETR sized hole in my rotation, and it for sure has affected my overall MLS fandom and knowledge.

I was looking for this. Thank you.