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@lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social

me: a cabybara, probably. she/her likes: cats, prison abolition, video games, not getting deadly diseases dislikes: gas stoves, terfs

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Latest posts by lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social on Bluesky

Justice for Ishtar! That people call it the worst movie ever is baffling. Just say you hate female directors!

11.08.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to yuck on anyone's yum but boy oh boy were the comments proving the point lol

11.08.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry @mcuban.bsky.social, legally you are required to give Martha all of your money now. she has earned it by right of conquest, I don't make the rules

11.08.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I just completely miss that you guys became publishers too ๐Ÿคฏ

10.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god, I remember all of these things, how is this the same person ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ 

10.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think anyone is criticizing him for changing old hunting laws. It's the whole going on a pedo's podcast part.

10.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the whole Shitting on Trans People with Charlie Kirk is probably the better example to use as to why Newsom sucks

10.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh oh buddy, your mask slipped a little too far today

10.08.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are quite a few similar newsletter sites out there: Ghost, Beehiiv, Buttondown, etc. Some use the same payment processor so people can move paid subs without rebuilding. Some writers have made the switch but unfortunately a lot of big accounts seem set on staying.

10.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ahhh also one of my mom's favorite sayings to me. (I don't talk to her anymore)

09.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

future chair of the inaugural congressional anime caucus

09.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also holding it in Louisiana in 2025 tells me they don't really care much about pregnant people being able to attend.

08.08.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not surprised, but still, this is so absolutely scummy.

08.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was very annoying for me to have "acne" (actually misdiagnosed rosacea) for 15 years with nothing helping only to have it fixed in a few days by topical ivermectin. (Which is FDA approved for rosacea) Ivermectin is dope as hell when used for the right things.

08.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made me wonder what that Cecil the Lion murdering mother fucker is up to and the answer appears to be getting DUIs and falling on his head www.eplocalnews.org/2025/06/06/e...

07.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am an airpod hater though. But that's for reasons like "hard plastic hurts my ears" and "it creates battery waste." Not so much about bluetooth brainworms.

Would definitely, ya know, prefer say, cancer research over auxiliary jacks ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.08.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck yeah, MAHA gonna bring back the auxiliary jack

(joke, I'm jooooking)

06.08.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much could they possibly be making from an audiobook adaptation? None of these people are hurting for work, I feel like any of them could find higher paying gigs and yet here they are. Selling out trans people came cheap for them.

05.08.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess her bosses realized that if she's willing to throw trans people under the bus for her job, that she'll pretty much launder anything at this point.

05.08.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like my cat when he's escaped the yard. He'll end up just standing there, on my neighbor's roof or shed, trying to act like it wasn't a mistake.

05.08.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stealing the election was literally the first thing he did ๐Ÿ˜ญ This has to be bait

05.08.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry ๐Ÿ’œ

05.08.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how much these same folks care about the fact that we're in a mass extinction crisis right now ๐Ÿค” Of all the things I'm worried about us losing, inbred cat breeds are not on my list lol.

04.08.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An opinion that makes me unpopular, but I just don't think you're a pet lover if you treat your pet like a commercial product!

04.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a fascinating article about a horrific crime, but I genuinely can't get over the fact that the ATF agent in the article starts his cell phone ping investigations with all the T-Mobile subscribers first because so many of the people doing the crimes he works on end up being on T-Mobile ๐Ÿซ 

04.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has to be one of the fakest high profile dems we have, which is saying something.

04.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm always shook when Hochul says she's gonna do something good lol

04.08.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg stop, hahaha, this can't be real ๐Ÿ™ƒ

04.08.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like "Ellen Treatment" seems like a more apt name than Princess Treatment, since the core aspects seem to be not letting anyone talk to you or look you in the eye lol.

04.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf, the entire concept of "starter pets" is a scam. Every animal we think of as a starter pet is wildly expensive and complicated to take care of if you're going to do it humanely/properly. Starter pets only exist as a concept if you accept abuse and neglect as part of the baseline ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

04.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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