Rowan ☀️🍋🌱

I’m so seatedddd

Nintendo Directs are 90% people circlejerking their pre-established grievances but the other 10% is your oomf who loves semi-obscure Japanese games having the best day of their life and/or their own personal 9/11.

BIRTHDAY UPDATE!!!!!!!!

AGAIN

another day of trying not to succumb fully to doomerism

I CAN MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICKS BIGGER

For an unlimited time, I’m offering to cover the ticket for one (1) free ticket into the sun for anybody who thinks autism needs to be “cured”

Am… am I engaged to Taylor Swift? I’m so confused.

I don’t think you understand “the mcelroy brothers interview taylor swift” is the best idea I have ever heard hvhvhchvhvv

I actually only care about Taylor Swift and The Life of a Showgirl rn

When talking about the flaws of the education system here in the US, there sure is a wide menu to choose from. But lately I think our problems are less about what is taught, how it's taught, etc. and more about a culture which seems to pretend there is a point at which you are "done" with it.

I will pay the besties to stop talking about Pokemon unless they have a real fan up in there what are they saying

Two image from the “so no head?” Vine. First a man is on a cell phone then in the second he slams the phone on the ground

So no Pokemon themed switch 2?

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Sometimes I’m watching a show and they’re just like BAM here’s a weird ableist one episode side plot about autism

I’m writing I s2g, it’s like pulling teeth from my mouth, but I’m doing it

a watercolor comic of 'stuff in nature I always stop to look at' mossy rocks, a little stream, a tree that fell over, dappled lighting

add yours!

I can't always match my friends' freak but I hope they have the best time of it

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

I think this about nintendo as a whole. And I am nintendo pilled, so I’m ready

I’m having such switch 2 fomo but i know waiting for a fancy one is gonna be worth it

JULY YES

🌊chat how do i get past the "we need to talk more" phase between friends and just go to actually talking more

Sinners is so good go see ittttt

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

I say this very lovingly for the record, i talk at the podcast in my car listening to these brackets i love them so much even when i disagree with every single decision

Refrigerators are so great until the power stuff like chewing on the walls

I will pay the besties to stop talking about Pokemon unless they have a real fan up in there what are they saying

My RSD has been such shit recently like please stop