Alexis

A fun thing about being AuDHD with trigeminal neuralgia I just discovered… contorting my face to chew on the inside of my cheeks fucking hurts. Maybe it’ll make me stop like a Pavlovian response.

I have always hated Valentine’s Day.

Drive thru pasta is SO underrated.

a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall . ALT: a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall .

Sitting in my car eating Fazoli’s lasagna and I see the boss’s secretary walking laps around the building. Different strokes.

BUT HER EMAILS

The food truck That’s What Cheese Said (delicious gourmet grilled cheese creations) is at my work today, and this woman just ordered a sandwich and requested no cheese. Like…what are you even doing here

Well I’m not going to just sit here doing nothing.

#resistbot also makes it super easy to contact your representatives if you’d rather get a root canal than get on the phone with these people.

Join me in signing this petition. Elon Musk and his team of college age kids illegally accessed the Treasury department’s payment system which contains all of our sensitive information. No one is above the law. Especially not an unelected billionaire.
resist.bot/petitions/PD...

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

We are not ok.

While we’re focused on the 14th amendment, why don’t we look at the whole thing? constitution.congress.gov/constitution...

It’s snowing in Florida!!

Damn, I was hoping we’d get a William Henry Harrison repeat.

My job is killing me. I sit at a desk and stare at a screen hoping someone will need my help. I could easily do this remotely, but the big boss wants everyone on site. This leads to a LOT of doomscrolling. Halp.

Just had a full autistic meltdown over the stupidest shit. Everything was just too much, too fast. Also people in this town are assholes and I hate it here.

Justice Dept. releases Trump special counsel report on Jan. 6 case President-elect Donald Trump had tried to prevent the release of special counsel Jack Smith’s report before taking office next week.

If Donald Trump hadn’t won the presidential election in November, the Justice Department would have had ample evidence to convict him at trial of trying to obstruct the 2020 election results, special counsel Jack Smith said in a report released Tuesday.

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.