Podcast Jay (parody)

If you set up a podcast booth and let me screen the questions, I might attend and talk about lockdowns.

When I was a full professor at Stanford, my mom used to put little notes in my lunch that read "I love you," "You're the smartest boy in the world," and "Make sure everyone gets infected by a pandemic virus."
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There are no banned words. There are, however, pronounceable combinations of letters that are not aligned with agency priorities.

How many US citizens have to be shot and killed by ICE before it is abolished? How many must die before these murderers stand trial for their murders?

Trump Administration Cuts Off Funding for Fetal Tissue Research. Again.

Other things I will ban:
* fetal bovine serum in tissue culture
* the fetal position
* feta cheese
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Correct. I am The Penguin. Bobby is The Joker. Together we will bring plague after plague upon Gotham City. Not even Batman can stop us.

King ABBA of Sweden,
Considering your country decided not give me the Nobel Prize in Medicine, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of medicine, although it will always be something that I claim to practice, but now can think about what is good and proper for RFK Jr., and Brownstone.

Whoever did this will be reassigned to the most remote NIH post I can find. And nobody will know where in the world you are, bitch!
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We can prevent any future pandemic with nutritious food, herd immunity, and better locks on lab doors.

I converted from Hinduism because that religion has many deities - a word that starts with "DEI."

You want specifics on research reproducibility @jocelynkaiser.bsky.social ?
For every grant we fund, we will also fund a statistically significant number of other grants to reproduce the data from the first grant. #p=0

I also presented my bold vision to make science innovative by supporting new ideas, not old ones. However (dramatic pause), mRNA vaccines are too new and BPL-inactivated virus vaccines are not too old. 2/2

Yesterday, live and in person at NIH, I outlined a grand plan to make the NIH Clinical Center the premiere research hospital in the United States where the president can take daily cognitive tests. 1/2

You know you can tag me, right?

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Hey @nihvigils.bsky.social! I hear you've been talking about me - 10 AM every Saturday at the NIH Metro. Let's settle this like adults...

Awwwwww 😘💋💏

Again I am being silenced. This time from a future 51st-stater.

Happy New Year to everyone, except:
- scientists studying health disparities,
- scientists studying mRNA vaccines,
- foreign scientists collaborating with NIH-funded researchers,
- trainees, fellows, and early career researchers,
- Bethesda Declaration signers and supporters, and
- radical leftists

No clinical trial, randomized or otherwise, has conclusively shown that intentionally withholding the Hepatitis B vaccine from newborns in Guinea Bissau has negative health outcomes within the five-year study window. The question is still open. #GoldStandard

My email disavowing any knowledge of what's going on at NIH.

As I told NIH staff today, I have no say in personnel decisions. If you have questions or concerns, please speak to my manager.

Gym bro Matt and I will do a sit up next week. #NewYearsResolution

The Law of Diminishing Returns to a Factor states that if enough Brownstone Institute associates are in NIH leadership positions, we will decrease scientific productivity. #Economics

I *am* apolitical. I've said it to Charlie Kirk, I've said it to Steve Bannon, and I've said it to Glenn Beck. How many more times do I have to say it to a MAGA podcaster before you believe me?

Thank you for posting this. I was having trouble remembering everything for my expense reports. This is helpful.

I am board certified in Economics by the American Institute for Economic Research. And Bobby said he'll nominate me for the FIFA Economics Prize.

I'm a clinician-scientist, so I know that sudden cardiac embiggification is lethal. I'll keep my heart at its current size, thank you very much.

Sorry I haven't returned your emails. I haven't even seen them. My inbox is full with speaking invitations from pro-dissenter groups. I have so many of them because everyone wants to hear the things that they censored me for. Have you heard about that?

Please welcome me to Blue Sky. I'm following @nihbear.bsky.social... and so is RFK Jr.